surprise date

When a guy asks a girl to hang out and then acts like it's a date. It's a good way to stay away from rejection, but also a good way to never get a girl.
Sally-"OMG John just pulled a surprise date on me, SO AWKWARD."
by timvri January 08, 2011
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sausage surprise

A transvestite that one picks up inadvertantly / by mistake.
I put my hand up her thigh and, by jingo .. a sausage surprise , she wasn't a real woman at all.
by rburger February 29, 2012
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bifkinder surprise

the origins lie with tom an harry hardcore,
the meaning of a 'bifkinder surprise' is basically contact with the bifkin whether pleasureale or painful, a tickle or a kick!
"phwoar, that dirty swine gev me a right painful bifkinder surprise with his steel toe-caps"
by tommy-o November 11, 2004
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surprise portal

When you are doing a girl from behind, and just before ejacaculation you whip it into there bumhole.
It was julies birthday yesterday and i hit her with the surprise portal. what a lucky girl.
by mitch1 May 10, 2008
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Halloween Surprise

The act in which a girlfriend seduces her boyfriend for sex. However, once inside her, the boyfriend realizes that he has entered a dark and bloody mess. Often accompanied by a foul odor and a girlfriend shouting "Boo!" Most often occurring around Halloween.
Last night was Halloween and my girlfriend was on her period and I didnt know. To make a long story short, she gave me a Halloween Surprise. Needless to say, it was a mess! :(
by da hbomb October 27, 2011
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surprise party

When a lot of people you don't know show up at your house because they heard you were having a party.
Person #1: Dude, last night was such a surprise party!
Person #2: I know! Where the fuck did all those people come from?
by ke$halover November 14, 2010
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Elmer's Surprise

When you take two girls, glue their vaginas together. Let the glue dry so they get stuck. Then set them on fire.
I took two girls home last night and gave them an elmer's surprise.
by Josh in Munster January 25, 2009
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