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Valley of Tears

1. In 1973, an epic tank battle took place where an Israeli tank division destroyed over 500 Syrian tanks and thus called the Valley of Tears.

2. An open space of land where those who got owned go to cry.
Man I just owned you in COD! Go to the Valley of Tears to cry it off.
by DTex89 April 8, 2011
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tear jerker

Friend A: "I saw this porno the other day where Jenna Jameson dies in the end"

Friend B: "It must have been a real tear jerker"
by johnniewalker2284 June 9, 2011
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unicorn tears

A name for male Ejaculate. Cum or Jizz.
I shot my unicorn tears in Courtney's eye last night.
by Morgasm from gpt June 20, 2010
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Trail of Tears

The act of unknowingly walking behind someone who is cropdusting such nasty fumes that your eyes begin to water.
- Were you crying?
- Naw, I was just walking the trail of tears behind Big Joey.
by theoxfordcomma September 2, 2013
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Tearing it up

The act of hooking up with some chick or dude. During the process of "Tearing it up", the chick, or dude, gets so fucking horny they ferociously rip, or gently slip, of their clothes and/or undergarments.(hopefully).
Example 1: Guy 1:Dude! Last night i got that chick so horny, we started tearing it up!
Guy 2: She let you in on her cuddy?
Guy 1: Hell yeah!
Example 2:
Girl 1: I was so wasted last night girl!
Girl 2: I heard you and that guy you met last night at the club were tearing it up at your dorm!
Girl 1: Yeah, i hope he used a condom.
by KD25A June 29, 2008
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#male tears

Noun
Slang term for semen or ejaculate.

The tag redefines the term slightly as being like, or having to do with semen.
Used as innuendo. Similarly as one might use a wink and a nod.

Synonyms include: sperm, spermatoza, cum, jizz, jism, spunk, man-aize, nut (i.e. busting a nut), load, etc.

Anecdotally #male tears, are given as a token or representation that indicate "you're welcome", "thank you", and "fuck you" interchangeablely.
The best dates end in the morning, #male tears.

I'm glad we broke up but i'm going to miss guzzling those #male tears

He/she was really there when i needed them so i gave her/him some pearls, #male tears
by CupOfNo October 4, 2018
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White tears

“White Tears” in this context is not a reference to all White people. “White Tears” is phrase to describe what happens when certain types of White people either complain about a nonexistent racial injustice or are upset by a non-White person’s success at the expense of a White person. It encompasses (and makes fun of) the performative struggle to acknowledge the existence of White privilege, and the reality that it aint always gonna go unchecked.

Like Iggy Azalea with the Becky thing.
Iggy Azalea (tweeting) : girl BYE. do you know how many time ppl have called me BECKY? it didnt have any kind of positive intention behind it. dont start.

the whole becky thing "give me that becky" comes from white womens supposed love for blow jobs. so excuse me but, i dont want *white tears*
by melanynmonroe November 4, 2016
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