Maybe I should get Tattoos. Particularly on my arms.
Everybody seems to be doing this these days. I just want to look cool.
(UD Jews, talkin to you guys..again.)
Everybody seems to be doing this these days. I just want to look cool.
(UD Jews, talkin to you guys..again.)
by Death Menace June 21, 2023
Get the Maybe I should get Tattoos mug.A phrase describing the direct correlation between the number / eccentricity of attractive tattoos and the emotional instability and un-datability of a hot person.
by WordOfTheDay83 January 19, 2023
Get the Tattoo Ratio mug.Tattoos might have indicated a person's toughness in the past, but those days are long gone. Nowadays, so many people get tattoos that they don't indicate anything. Pussies get tattoos like many other people do these days. You got people nowadays who get tattoos just to look tough or to look like somebody they know, or to look like a bunch of other people with the same tattoo.
He/she got a tattoo(s) to try and get more respect than they did as a kid, back when he/she was a fuckin dork.
by Solid Mantis September 12, 2019
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basics: a needle goes into your skin repeatedly, to make a tear and get non-toxic (desired) ink inside. ideally, you do this tattoo thing once, then you move on to another patch of skin, unlike with botox (toxic) or other skin procedures (radio/high frequency, microneedling, peelings, etc.) that work on the basis of they destroy your skin and/or other cells and you need to use up some telomeres and eventually stem cells to heal yourself, procedures that you end up doing over and over in your life. yes, to look better, and yes, you heal, and yes, right now humans don't reach the maximum potential of their genetic lifespan anyway to feel a reduction, and miss those stem cells, so why not? better to focus on protecting your heart, and donating to research for cancer, and other bad things.
if done in truly sanitary conditions, tattoos are not that bad for the body, unless there's something off with the ink, or you choose to remove the tattoo, breaking the ink apart into small-small toxic particles that will then all get absorbed into the bloodstream. health hazard! good luck kidneys! and not only. so choose wisely. ideally you should not have it removed.
wouldn't it be nice instead to have this ink be nutrients for the body, so that you kinda get a vitamin boots when you wanna change things up?
basics: a needle goes into your skin repeatedly, to make a tear and get non-toxic (desired) ink inside. ideally, you do this tattoo thing once, then you move on to another patch of skin, unlike with botox (toxic) or other skin procedures (radio/high frequency, microneedling, peelings, etc.) that work on the basis of they destroy your skin and/or other cells and you need to use up some telomeres and eventually stem cells to heal yourself, procedures that you end up doing over and over in your life. yes, to look better, and yes, you heal, and yes, right now humans don't reach the maximum potential of their genetic lifespan anyway to feel a reduction, and miss those stem cells, so why not? better to focus on protecting your heart, and donating to research for cancer, and other bad things.
if done in truly sanitary conditions, tattoos are not that bad for the body, unless there's something off with the ink, or you choose to remove the tattoo, breaking the ink apart into small-small toxic particles that will then all get absorbed into the bloodstream. health hazard! good luck kidneys! and not only. so choose wisely. ideally you should not have it removed.
wouldn't it be nice instead to have this ink be nutrients for the body, so that you kinda get a vitamin boots when you wanna change things up?
naysayer: tattoos are bad, but i use a derma roller to keep my skin looking young and fresh.
Doug: i smell a bit of a hypocrite here.
Doug: i smell a bit of a hypocrite here.
by wokeup2this July 10, 2022
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by goddamn3000 March 14, 2023
Get the cringe tattoo mug.I have done a lot of thinking about what tattoo I want and I finally have the answer. The tattoo that I want is a DAISIE. For the longest time, I’ve wanted a single daisy tattoo. For the last couple of months, I have done so much research to figure out what the meaning of daisies is but none of them stood out for me. I didn’t like the meaning other people have made for them. So, I decided to create my meaning for this magnificent flower. Something about this specific white simple flower comforts me. When I zone out in class or get very anxious all of a sudden, I always find myself drawing daisies in my workbook, it calms me. I’d like to think if I get it tattooed, I’ll have it on me forever and every time I look at it it’ll calm me down and reassure me that everything is okay. Because sometimes my thoughts take over, and I can feel my anxiety taking over, my hands start shaking, my heart starts pounding and I start hyperventilating. In conclusion, this is my meaning behind daisies, it’s calming to look at and to draw. And for some reason, they just are “happy” flowers. Normal and easy to find.
by Phalange2005 November 30, 2022
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