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Taberfuk

Comes from "Tabarnac" and "Fuck"

Swear word mostly relevant in Montreal city located in the Quebec province. Due to the bilingual nature of the town it was only a question of time before the swears started to meld.
"David, you just dropped something on the floor by accident!"
"Taberfuk!"
by David Woodwater June 11, 2006
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run the table

The act of hitting all the requisite balls during a billiards game in one turn to win.
Doing it on one's first turn on the table is to doing it any other time in the game is as getting a royal flush is to getting a straight flush in poker.
We were hill hill and I didn't get anything on the break and the rat bastard ran the table on me.
by King Gabey March 25, 2004
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run the table

To keep winning a game (beirut, beer pong, pool/billiards, checkers) so that you stay on the table and opponents keep coming like lambs to the slaughter.
Last night Simon and I ran the beirut table and groupies were eyeing us like a kid in a candy store.
by Nick D July 12, 2004
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Tabet

ta. bet
ta-beht

- noun/ adjective
1. An individual who insists on partaking in little or no activites, followed by complaining and then ultimately having an afternoon nap... followed by more complaining.
2. The act of not doing somthing, based on the belief that doing things will eventually lead to not doing things, ergo, what is the point in doing somthing in the first place.
3. Psychology . a person of the lowest order within the classification of lazy and absent of all forms of short-term motivation.
4. an individual disinclined to partake in activities due to fear of doing things.
5. slow-moving; sluggish
Origin:

-verb (used without object)
6. to tabet.

circa 1990-2010; < LE tabitarios - a person of ungodly laziness, equiv. to sloth- (anthropomorphized animal was created by a tabet and squirrel fornicating).

---Synonyms
1. Lazy, Sloth; mental-hibernation, apathetic; inert.
1:
Amfony : Ey man whats doin today?
Chris: nothin, i rekon i'm just ganna tabet.

2:

Gha: Come, come train?
Chris: Nah can't be fucked.
Gha: Your'e such a fucking tabet.
by sxccarol69 November 3, 2010
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Tabe Test

A test in college that in will some cases make or break your future if you can pass it or not. acronym for "Test of Adult Basic Education."
The tabe test is the ONLY thing standing in my way, so since i cant pass it i am now destin to a life of failure making shit money at degrading jobs the rest of my life.
by The_reality June 29, 2007
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Tabet

A make shift hairpiece created by glueing one's own pubic hair to their head.
He was wearing another tabet today, he should really just buy a new toupee.
by TJD12485 November 12, 2009
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set the table

When a man approaches an object - be it a kitchen table, a desk, a human's shoulder blade, or the back of a human's head - and proceeds to grasp, lift, and the place their genitalia on said object. Thus one has set the table for a grand feast.

The motion can be subtle and inconspicuous or harsh and bold, depending upon the situation and the state of your genitalia.

Woman too can participate in the timeless pastime: while sitting in front of a flat surface, one can simply prop their breasts onto said surface, allowing them to rest like a freshly-broiled fillet.
"I wish that the deli counter was a little bit lower so that I could set the table"

"He totally set the table on the back of my neck"

"OH DUDE she's setting the table all over that shit"
by ShooterDookie September 15, 2009
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