trumpsucking

The actual job description of certain White House staffers such as Hope Hicks, Omarosa, and Jared Kushner.

My highly qualified and talented staffers must have demonstrated their mastery of trumpsucking long before I expect US taxpayers to fund their important “positions.”

by Dr Bunnygirl August 2, 2019

trumpectomy

The surgical removal of a nasty anal fistula from the White House.

Man, I could really use a trumpectomy.

by pseudobansky May 6, 2020

Trumpcine

An injection of bleach and hydroxycloroquine followed by ultraviolet light.

"Going to get my Trumpcine"
"It was nice knowing you, RIP"

by Queen Buttrix April 11, 2021

puppy trumpet

When you place your entire mouth over the nose of another living being, such as a dog or a human female, and blow into it.

I was too nervous to kiss her at the end of the date, so I gave her a puppy trumpet instead.

by wendigodude January 26, 2018

Trumpkin

A Halloween pumpkin with the face carved in the likeness of Donald Trump.

Oh, look at that pumpkin with the face of Donald Trump carved on it! That's the first "Trumpkin" I've seen this Fall ! LOL

by talk2me-JCH2 October 12, 2016

trump stump

someone with a small penis, like donald trump

Dude, you have such a trump stump.

by (OriginalUsername) May 13, 2016

trumpette

These are normally obese, tattooed, uneducated baby makers that drive beat up '92 Pontiacs and date hairy backed dotards. They voted for trump because their dotard boyfriends have 'struction jobs and told them to. All of their kids have different last names and their asses are the size of Delaware. Some of them smoke mile long Benson and Hedges and hang out at the local watering hole while their kids tear up their government subsidized housing.

That trumpette really looks like an old whore doesn't she? I'll bet she has a big gizmo.

by Master of The Factory August 8, 2018