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McBride Student

A depressed and/or stressed person who only wanted to go to high school but instead found themselves attending college. If you know someone unfortunate enough to attend this school you will have seen their overall mood depletion from their first day there and all the days between. Many of these students are frequent drug users who also drink to forget their horrible grades or the stresses of many of the more *crazy* teachers. Separated between three categories: CJI, HM, and ENG... many CJI students are suicidal messes who are accident prone and have given up entirely OR are try hardship who have yet to be defeated by the overwhelming standards of this school. Then there is HM where most are generally uncertain of what exactly their classes are meant to teach them since they have experienced confusion as a result of the anger brought by the amount of work given. Then, of course... ENG who are primarily all white boys and favored by the staff at the school, by far the best pathway of them all because they are loved.
Jane: Have you met a McBride Student?

John: Yes they are sad

AP Student 

The kids on top of the academic food chain. Kids who have brains that are capable to absorb and complete information ranted out by their teachers. Also, the kids who know how to sleep for approximately 2 hours a night AND stay up during the school day. These kids have tests every week and study for an average of 5 hours for one test. Sometimes, there is no homework for weeks...but the challenge to absorb all information is more daunting than completing worksheets every night. Also, these kids are much more academically competent than the kids from regular-level classes. YOu can ask an AP Bio student how one gets cancer and he/she will give you a 2 hour lecture on it. But can a regular kid do that? I don't think so.

But when it comes to social aspects, these kids are extremely varied. Some tend to keep to themselves because to them there is absolutely no other pleasure than getting 100s on the tests. Some talk to other AP kids...exclusively. While others look dumb as phunk but are actually competent in class. And some still have friends.

Sadly, these kids are expected to pay $87 per exam to take the somewhat-mandatory exam in May. Ironically, the ones who have to pay $87 dollars also spent 87 hours studying and 0 hours of sleep. $87 for th infamous test booklet? That some crazy bullshiz.

Finally, these kids EXPECT and WANT bliss, fun and ease after the AP exams. But for first year AP kids, this is still a mystery.
Dude, that AP Student don't sleep. But sure as hell he's smarter than us.
AP Student by DoMe!!!! February 6, 2010

Studdage 

the act of being a stud; doing something ridiculously awesome and bad-ass.
Did you hear about Stephen hooking up with three chicks at the same time last night?" "Yeah man that was some major studdage
Studdage by mccomas September 29, 2010

honor student boobs 

When one prefers honor student boobs they prefer A and B cups.
Guy1: Man do I love me some double-D's!
Guy2: I prefer honor student boobs, A's and B's only.

Studying 

An excuse you give your friends when you want to stay home alone and masturbate. Also known as 'reading' 'cleaning your room' or writing a term paper.
"Want to hang out?"

"No, I'm going to stay home and study."
Studying by DesPERRYado November 8, 2004