Mr Stiffy

A playful word for your wee Tadger

I was just watching the news and Mr Stiffy was like "Ayeeee Wazz cookin good lookin"

by Sandys Cheeky Cheeks May 12, 2018

Suprise Stiffy

When, out of the blue, you get a hard on. You could just be reading a book or playing a game, and suddenly, you have a stiffy.

Me: Ugggh
Friend: What?
Me: suprise stiffy, man.
Friend: ah.

by Scholar of Oddity February 20, 2019

Joel Stiff

When you get down on your knees and take a massive dong for your friend in order to save him from some sort of major life stressor.

Bro you'd really Joel Stiff this guy for me?
Hey Lathan I owe this guy $10,000 but he said he if you'd do him a favor he would forgive it all. Do you mind Joel Stiffing him for me?

by GeofforJeoff November 15, 2019

Stray stiffy

Unsolicited erection that shows up at the wrong time or moment and affects one's concentration.

The stray stiffy got in the during my exam/interview.

by Snr_Nash January 22, 2021

CLOGGED STIFFY

A STIFFY WITH TOO MUCH COOMIE

YOOOO MY MAN CLOGGED STIFFY

by I am not Matt for real tho April 1, 2021

Sequel Stiffie

A proceeding erection moments after climax

I wanted to keep banging this hottie after I busted, so we waited for a few minutes & then went for a sequel stiffie.

by ReggieDoingtheTwist August 2, 2021

museum stiff

When a museum dweller has an overstimulating experience at one of his favourite educational haunts and cannot hide the party that grows within his trousers.

Wow Joe, I think that exhibition just got me museum stiff

by mike88888884 January 26, 2022