Steven

A guy with a warm heart and big dick.

Only a Steven could help me get over my ex boyfriend.

by Corinne Vine April 18, 2010

Little Steve

the annoying guy in your class who raises his hand to ask irrelevant questions, questions to which the answers are blindingly obvious, or to argue with the teacher for extended periods of time when he's wrong

Put your hand DOWN, Little Steve!

by Selome May 8, 2007

Adam and Steve

Derogatory term used by some Christians to announce their disapproval of sexual relationships between 2 men.

God created the Earth for Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve!

by RicDaSpic April 12, 2005

Steven

Sexy, Cool, Swave and Sophisticated

"Your Such A Steven!"

by Wee Jimmy Poo Poo April 30, 2006

Steiner

To make a grammatical error in a sentence that is being spoken in the English language, often to hilarious effect. This term comes from the fact that the greatest feud in the history of professional wrestling is the feud between Scott Steiner and the English language.

Scott Steiner: "YOU KNOW THEY SAY ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL. BUT YOU LOOK AT ME AND YOU LOOK AT SOMOA JOE AND YOU CAN SEE THAT STATEMENT IS NOT TRUE! SEE NORMALLY IF YOU GO 1 ON 1 WITH ANOTHER WRESTLER YOU GOT A 50/50 CHANCE OF WINNING! BUT I'M A GENETIC FREAK AND I'M NOT NORMAL! SO YOU GOT A 25% AT BEST AT BEAT ME! AND THEN YOU ADD KURT ANGLE TO THE MIX, YOU THE CHANCES OF WINNING DRASTIC GO DOWN! SEE THE 3 WAY AT SACRIFICE YOU GOT A 33 1/3 CHANCE OF WINNING. BUT I, I GOT A 66 2/3 CHANCE OF WINNING CAUSE KURT ANGLE KNOWS HE CAN'T BEAT ME AND HE'S NOT EVEN GONNA TRY! SO SOMOA JOE YOU TAKE YOUR 33 1/3 CHANCE MINUS MY 25% CHANCE AND YOU GOT 8 1/3 CHANCE OF WINNING AT SACRIFICE. BUT THEN YOU TAKE MY 75 PER-CHANCE CHANCE OF WINNING IF WE WAS TO GO 1 ON 1 AND THEN ADD 66 2/3 CHAN- %s. I GOT A 141 2/3 CHANCE OF WINNING AT SACRIFICE! SENIOR JOE?THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE AND THEY SPELL DISASTER FOR YOU AT SACRIFICE! "
Person #2: You Steinered the shit out of that promo.

by Terry McGinnis December 8, 2017

gay steve yens

having a small furry penis incapable of rising.

Boy, look at his gay steve yens. it's so funny.

by tsontor lord of the underworld January 15, 2010

Crusty Steve

The act of ejaculating on a girl's face, and letting it dry. Once dry she peels it off and eats it.

Guy 1: So what did you do last night?

Guy 2: Oh my god! Last night I gave this girl a Crusty Steve. It was great.

by Sticky_Butt_Nuts April 11, 2011