Seetness

Used to describe someone/something that possesses the quality of being seet.

"What's up, seetness"?

"Dude, check out Seetness eating lunch by himself, what a loser."

by SeetRider February 2, 2010

Seetaw

to be exposed to treachery or betrayal.
to deceive, misguide, or corrupt.
to incur injury upon.

Man Charles just seetawed us by giving us another module assignment over the weekend

by SCIGURD April 9, 2010

Skeetched

To be high or drunk to the greatest extent

Friend: Hey man how was the party last night?

Guy: It was sick dude. I was skeetched out of my mother fuckin' mind.

by The Bartender123 January 3, 2011

sheet surfing

To have sex on top or under the sheets

Man you should see the chick I went sheet surfing with last night.

by ron ron juice February 18, 2011

Skeet Rocket

When a guy busts a load into a girls mouth or nose and she then projectiles it out of her nose as a snot-rocket

My buddy Drew totally busted in this girls nose the other night but she showed him with the skeet rocket she left on his chest after.

by Dj Sneed April 30, 2011

Sheet-wise

Being well-adept in any and all things sexual; Possessing the knowledge to perform impeccably between the sheets.

Emily: "So, did you end up doin anything with that guy last night?"

Julie: "Ya, but it was like fucking a pillow. That guy definitely didn't have sheet-wise."

by Nutztradamus June 22, 2011

Skeet Jesus

When I person wanking, they blow their load onto a wall or bedshet, or your best friends mom. It makes the appearance of Jesus Christ himself.

Chip made a Skeet Jesus on Matt's mom!

by Holyswagness December 31, 2013