U got a staring problem bah

a term used by eshays to initiate fights between different packs of eshays when travelling

Eshay 1: u got a staring problem bah

eshay 2 :you wanna fight ya dog

eshay 3,4,5,6 we'll beat u up ya dogs

by icantspellyesandisubmitted April 27, 2021

Japanese Staring Contest

When two men stand in front of each other, face to face, with their two erect penises almost touching. Their Jap's eyes are alligned so they are staring directly at each other. Once in the right position the men start masturbating their own penis until one of them ejaculates. The first one to ejaculate into the other ones Jap's eye wins the contest.

Luke: How about a Japanese staring contest Zak?
Zak: I would like that very much Luke!

by lukebellend June 16, 2011

soaking

The process by which one delays washing one's dishes indefinitely.

A rice cooker pot takes about 30 minutes to soak through before it's ready for washing. She's left hers soaking in the sink for 3 days now under that pretext!

by anthonylebrun January 24, 2009

shaking your lettuce

when a girl has a piss in public

look at that sick bitch shaking her lettuce in the middle of the road.

by matt November 13, 2003

Light Stalking

The act of spying, snooping and keeping track of something or someone without direct contact or revealing your obsession/psychotic tendencies.

I might have to drive by his house and do a little light stalking!

by Diet Coke 819 October 15, 2009

Soaking Cute

When describing something as being "soaked in cuteness" or short for "so f***ing cute". A combination!

"E.T. is soaking cute, mama", Kingston, the two year old,declared to his mother.

by Jeanette Lochnar June 10, 2010

Cock Stalking

When one is peer pressured into dating or hooking up with someone. Opposite of cock blocking

Garrison: Hey you should ask Ashley to Prom

Harold: I don't really want to go though

Carolynn: But she wants you to ask her

Harold: I don't want to go though...she'll be embarssed if she goes with me

Garrison: Why would she be embarrassed, just ask her

Carolynn: Yeah, dont be a pussy, ask her

Harold: Stop Cock Stalking me!

by Hunter Pitkin February 11, 2007