Squeef

The act when an excited egirl/fangirl/thot/female in general performs the common act of saying "squee" as they become excited but instead of merely attracting simps and incels through their voice, they unleash a blast of vaginal flatulence destined to ring both the Liberty bell and the gongs in the Shaolin monastery at the same time. This squeef has such energy and stench that every man from miles around (and some women too er well most women to be quite honest) as the vaporous stench imbibes itself within the nasal passageways of the ones blessed enough to receive it. It's guaranteed to attract even the most resilient soul and draw the attention of potential mates from miles around.

Emily: OMG girl did you see BTS?! I love them so so sooooo much like they're just so SQUEE *BRRRRAP*

Aidan: *SNIFF* hey ooh Em I didn't know you were so hawt *SNIFF*

Damaged person: WTF Emily did you just squeef?

Emily: Hehe um yeah I did you wanna smell it??

by Sneed d'Elaine December 2, 2020

Squeeze lemons

Someone who spoils a conversation or function with negativity, usually to be toxic or obtuse.

To rain on someone's parade.

A party pooper

A downer

An act of being toxic

Ruiner

"Hey man, how come everytime we're having a good time, you have to come and squeeze lemons? You ruined the party."

by strEEt-sama May 17, 2021

Squeege

A person who has a extremely high voice.

"Hey Squeege, if you don't be silent, i will tape your mouth shut."

by FrogFanatic June 2, 2021

Squeeze your mitten

To take a piss.

Jimbo, do you need to squeeze your mitten before we get in the Buick?

by Squeeze your mitten July 7, 2022

Norwegian squeeze

An act so horrific it's punishable by death in 52 countries, and it is illegal to describe and teach it to others in the UK, USA and many more.

Lol, I'll give his hole a Norwegian squeeze

"Honey, please, drink driving is dangerous" "Shut up and get in the car or i'll give your mother a norwegian squeeze and she'll be limping home tonight!"

by paz123321123 October 17, 2012

Oreo Squeeze

An awkward but loving hug where two black people hug with a white person in the middle.

Black guy 1: Yo Davon! Dave's girlfriend just broke up with him... he looks real unhappy. Let's oreo squeeze that mutha' fucka
Black guy 2: Word.

by Benjaminevans June 7, 2013

freedom squeeze

Using one or both hands to apply compressive force to a females genitalia in order to cause sexual excitement

While dancing with Tina, I reached around and gave her a nice freedom squeeze.

by America7601 February 2, 2015