squawkometer

Any noisy alarm-device that produces an ear-piercing and/or highly-irritating noise every time it detects anything amiss. Can also loosely refer to the hair-trigger wrongness-detecting consciousness of an overly-zealous/sensitive person who vociferously protests anything and everything that he deems inappropriate, unfair, dangerous, unsanitary, etc.

Howard Hughes was infamous for his irrational behavior and assorted phobias; one of his most notorious disorders was his overactive squawkometer regarding germs.

by QuacksO January 1, 2019

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Squash and blanc

Squash and blanc can either be used as a name or as a verb

Squash and blanc
As a Name
- "(*DEEP VOICE*) OMG BLANC SUQASH IS COMING"

as Verb
- "are you blancing?" "yes im squashing the blanc"

- "Hey, are we going to squash today?" "hell yhea *DEEP VOICE* SQUASH BLANC"

by errxr. March 3, 2019

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squashed frog

When a female is left looking like the dead frog that you had to dissect in biology class after having sex with her. A female is left laying on her back with her knees bent and hips spread wide open after having sex.

I was so exhausted after having some hot sweaty sex, I didn't wanna get up. When he got off me, he left me laying down there looking like a squashed frog.

by Lord Nuggetsworth March 12, 2019

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