Picard Squared

Losing ones hair until you lokk perfectly like Captain Picard.

Damn Daniel is losing his hair...Pretty soon he'll be picard squared

by Assnuts chicken August 19, 2008

Square Wheels

When someone cannot wheel somebody, when there wheels are going nowhere, or only last for minimal amounts of time.Basically a bad attempt at being a player.

Did you see george last night? Kid's never going ot get any with those square wheels

by SteveRainey October 18, 2009

Square Biz

Used like "for real?" or "really" would be.

"Ay dog Shamique just got busted in her head god..three times god"

"Square biz, where?"

by Joey October 12, 2003

square jawed

(adj.) Macho, manly.

He's square jawed!



What a square jawed idea!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

Square Crotch

A square crotch occurs when a woman who is usually slender, wears jeans that are way too tight. Where her uppers thighs meet the va jing jing, there is a wide open space you can see through.

Look at that Square Crotch, she must be a ho showing off her cooter like that!!

by turtle girl August 4, 2006

Square Root

A sexual position similar to a threesome, only with four people in a square formation. Usually involving two men and two women they all lie in a square formation, with the men facing inwards and women facing outwards. So each person is giving oral and revieving oral, and no two people of the same sex touch eachother.

Dave invited his best mate and two women over to his house for a square root.

by Aeutius June 17, 2012

PBJ Squared

Stands for peanut butter, jelly and jizz sandwich. Before performing any sort of sexual act (i.e. fucking in any hole, rj's, bj's, tj's, ej's, or jj's) lay out two pieces of bread next to each other, one with peanut butter and the other with jelly. Right before ejaculation pull your skeet cannon out and shoot your knucle children all over the bread with the jelly. Put the bread with peanut butter on top of the piece with jelly and jizz. Enjoy them on the spot or cut the sandwich into four, put them on some nice china, cover them with saran wrap and bring them to a cocktail party.

Mary: "Wow! I love what you've done with these PBJ squared's! They are so zesty! Were you fucking up the butt?

Thomas: "No, the bitch was Mexican."

by UCP_4_life June 15, 2009