SPAFFED

To Goo, Goop, Slime or Coat Something In A Liquid Of Medium Viscosity

"FFS Chuck, You Have Spaffed All Over Me"

by TheThanex October 26, 2022

Spaff Cancel

When you are snagging a bird and they want you to come on their face so you get up to do it but as you get up you get Cramp in your right thigh and fall off the bed - the pain is so sharp that you no longer shoot your ejaculate.

Her: "did you come??"

You: "no, I got spaff cancelled!!"

by BigMark95 November 7, 2022

Scoff

A big meal. The word is used in Cape-Breton Island, Nova Scotia.

"I made a big ol' scoff, want some?"
"Sure, b'y."

by Tigerzeye December 7, 2022

Scofftiscism

So skeptical that the only logical response is to "scoff" at such a thing being true

I don't really know if I like your scofftiscism "scoffy mcScofferton"

by Green which plant daddy and bo January 28, 2023

Scofftiscism

Skeptical to such a degree, that ones only reaction is to scoff at the mere thought

The scofftiscism in his voice when I asked him the question was without a doubt brewing through his caucasity

by Green which plant daddy and bo January 28, 2023

spaff

Shortned version of spaffle. Means a goofup, a silly person or a mistake

“Oh bro I bombed that test”
“You totally spaffed that!!!!”

by KarlBurkley July 1, 2023

Snoffif

A word to describe a man who over aggressively penetrates his dog

That fuckin snoffif over there was doing way too much with that poor pup

by 4amGayy July 21, 2023