sploogeophagus

A person whose throat or asshole can seemingly swallow an unlimited volume of cum without ever needing to breathe or pause.

That bitch swallowed millions of my kids last night, she is such a sploogeophagus

by vuksi February 15, 2026

Sploodga-Palooza

Sploodga-Palooza - Adj - The sexual act of multiple persons cumming on another's body/face

Eric: Whats a good term to serch on The Hub?

Mason: Look up Sploodga-Palooza, and thank me later

by Urban_Alien_69 June 25, 2025

Splooge-like

Having a thick, gooey, and viscous consistency; resembling the texture or appearance of a sticky or semi-liquid substance. Similar consistency to male semen.

The syrup was splooge-like.

by Richard Darius Nixon July 29, 2025

Fake Splooge

On the rare occasion when a male is unable to achieve climax during sex he must carefully preform a fake splooge. To properly execute a fake splooge you flip the girl on her stomach, immediately increasing thrust speed while feigning excitement. After approximately 20 seconds at maximum thrust speed, the male withdraws completely from the vagina, utters a deep, guttural groan, hocks an ample loogie on to his unsuspecting partners bare buttocks thus successfully executing a fake splooge.

“After hammering my secretary at work this morning, I went to lunch with my wife. She demanded a quickie in the bathroom, I had no choice but to fake splooge”

by SCbobby222 October 20, 2017

amuse sploosh

A short yet satisfying sexual encounter that usually leaves you wanting more. It can be considered both a good or bad experience dependent on the situation.

"How was last night's hook up?"
"It was a good amuse sploosh, but next time I hope it lasts more than 3 minutes"

"I haven't gotten laid in months, I need at least an amuse sploosh"

by Sploosh bot May 18, 2018

Anal Splooge

when after anal sex the semen dribbles from the anus

JORDAN "that was a good pounding"
LUKAS "sorry about the anal splooge on your dick"

by AnalSplooger May 30, 2018

Toaster Sploogel

A party game involving a group of males masturbating on an un-sauced Toaster Strudel in a race to ejaculate first, leaving the last man to climax, doomed to eat the flaky breakfast pastry loaded with the rest of the males seamen.

"Tony lost in Toaster Sploogel yesterday and his breath still smells like nut"

by Yeeetmaster March 23, 2019