Splinging

snapping a rubber band against something or someone

I was splinging someone with my rubber band

by XxHackerWolFxX March 15, 2019

Splain-shame

The act of explaining facts to someone in an effort to get them to realize they are acting in a shameful manner. Often used to convince people to stop believing that others are deceived by their bullshit.

"Bobby had to splain-shame George into admitting that his girlfriend was indeed a hobag"

by Johnnyboy369 November 5, 2019

Splinting

When playing a league of legends game, a player tilts and refuses to group, running it down one lane and continuously dying to the enemy team. A combination of splitting and inting.

Damn, Vayne's totally splinting right now. She's died 8 times solo pushing bot, she must have splinters in her fingers.

by MikeysZombie February 19, 2020

Splink

A very small amount of something, such a sprinkle of something.

1. Throw a splink of soda on my drink.

2. I only like a splink of salt.

by Jiaailan September 29, 2020

shloingel

a cloth used during znus to keep your neshama clean and shtark

yooo i just got a brand new shloingel now i can have znus

by my names me November 29, 2020

Splinteranus

A splinteranus is a person who is susceptible to anal rips or Fischers , mostly homosexuals or those who enjoy anal sex .

For example Alan won’t be in to work today, he is a splinteranus.

by Skunkface February 6, 2021

splingle_donk

It is the act of splingling on a donk. Splingling is when you shit and cum at the same time. Donking is similar to docking, but it requires both people to be on Adderall.

Person 1: Hey, did you hear that Alvon had been trying to splingle_donk?
Person 2: That is impossible, he is Jewish and circumcised!

by BeanMan420 February 8, 2021