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Suck my small pee and call me Ricky 

When you get so high during sex and her papa's name is Ricky
Literally nobody:
Me: Suck my small pee and call me Ricky

Slap your smallest friend day! 

On 14th November you get to slap your smallest friend
Slap your smallest friend day!
On November 14th, you are allowed to slap your small friend

e.g:
Tall friend: hey guess what!
Small friend: what??
Tall friend:it’s November 14th!
Small friend: oh god please no

having a small one

If someone is having a problem or issue of any size or any kind this phrase can be applied.

Supremely versatile, from minor ‘situations’ like one can’t find ones lighter, to major ‘situations’ like ones girlfriend has left one...

Often most effective when applied to others when trivialising their problems or issues!
If you’re struggling to find your lighter - “I’m having a small one!”

If you see your friend buckle over in agony after stubbing his toe - “Are you having a small one?!”

If you see someone drop a tray of drinks - “she’s having a small one!!”

If someone crashes a car - “he’s having a small one..!”

Big Balls Small Shrimp 

The general classification of a manly man with large testicles and a small pecker. Underlying daddy issues is generally the case when dealing with an individual who has Big Balls Small Shrimp. Napoleon complex during sexual interactions is very common with these people as well. It is known for an individual with Big Balls Small Shrimp to ONLY enjoy African American intercourse, not discriminating against the gender, fucking both male and female. Big Balls Small Shrimp individuals usually tend to tell long long stories that lead no where, leaving you wondering how fucking small someones dick has to be to try to make up for it with their anti-climactic story telling. Ever plan for a day with the boys and it just gets ruined because someone invites "that guy"? Big Balls Small Shrimp is the epitome of someone who ruins trips, parties, and hangouts because he can't stop talking about the disproportion of his nuts to his Johnson.
Angelo: Dude what's wrong with Doug? He wouldn't stop crying about his balls at the party last night?
Amad: Hes just got Big Balls Small Shrimp

Connor Dixon Has A Small Cock 

My friend connor dixon has a small cock

From Logan
You know connor dixon?

Yeh that dude has a small cock

yeh connor dixon has a small cock

Small Group

A group of church going believers that get together in someones house (usually an older couples house) to eat a bunch of food that was bought at Jewel by possibly two people out of the 80 that show up. Then after the dinner feast there is usually a good 20 min of prayer requests and 30 min of praying. After praying and many people saying "yes" the small group often shifts from the kitchen/dinning area to the living room, in order to create a comfy environment for bible studies and sharing of personal information. after a hearty dose of Jesus, they end the night in prayer and repeat this again the next week on the same day, at the same time.
James: Hey Rick, wan't to go to small group tonight?

Rick: No thanks, it's too crowded.

James: i'll pray for you.

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Small Group by Heart4Christ August 31, 2013