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The Sleeping Cobra

When you fall asleep after getting a blowjob from your lover.
by anbro345 January 21, 2016
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Seeping Crown

When done giving anal to a girl, proceed to ejacualte in her hair, then form a crown with her hair and let the jizz dry.
Jizz Titz: What did you do to your girl last night?????

Rape Shit: I turned her into the statue of liberty

Jizz Titz: WTF!?!?!?!?!?!?

Rape Shit: i gave her a seeping crown
by Rape Shit September 21, 2009
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sleepin' on the money

meaning having a lot of money, so much so, that one could hypothetically use it to sleep on (as for example, a bed or pillow).
"He got girls AND he sleepin' on the money. Damn."

"Did you hear that he works at the Chicago Tribune now?"
"Shooo, he must be sleepin' on the money!"
by colleem September 1, 2013
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seeking arrangement

So I’m seeking arrangement behind my husband back
by Tgizzy November 11, 2019
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sleeping bag

A code word for condom, especially when referring to a sexual occasion.
Bring your sleeping bag if you happen to pitch a tent with your girlfriend.
by Limbo May 24, 2006
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sleepin'

it means sleeping, being asleep, in the act of sleeping
by Richard Garcia January 29, 2003
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Sleeping card

When you text/call someone and they hit you up the next day and or later that day with "I was asleep" when you hit me up earlier/last night etc.
Ex. 1)

Bry: Hey girl can you work tomorrow for Brandi she is sick.

JoJo: "Opens phone reads texts" oh I don't feel like replying I'll just "wake up late tomorrow" & tell her I just got her text.

Jojo: Hey girl I was asleep when you sent that/called, I would have worked for her though IF I would have known!

Ex. 2)

Just got off phone with this person or you saw that their bitch ass tweeted and or posted something on FB.

(10:22) Shan: Hey girl are you still coming over?

Kara: ___________________

(11:04) Shan: um so call me and don't use the "I'm sleeping card" with me, I just saw your tweet! Stop faking!
by Miss SLS April 24, 2011
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