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sleekping

Sleek - ping

IPA slik-pɪŋ

def 1: Verb: an American/Polish slang word for an action of: either slipping, falling, sliding or get dragged across a gymnasium type floor, tile, aluminum or other smooth floor surfaces and manage to get burned/ cut in the process you big baby.

def 2: Adjective: originating from the old Saxon word 'slap' which led to much confusion when a guy asked a girl if she wanted to 'slap' with him. Seeing as he wanted to bed her, he quickly learned the art of inebriation and the word transformed into what we know now as 'sleep'. but still! this drinking thing was working and had transformed this lovely word, 'sleek' or 'sleekping'. Allowing the host to still somehow get the point across to any young depressed maiden. Thus later in the night, busting into the flat and startling the roomate who states "what the heck?! I'm having my parents over for dinner, do that somewhere else!" the host can look at the roomies mother coyly whilst draped over said maiden and say "shhh shh wez gonnabe sleepking mk?" then maniacally laugh and do the bidding in the next room being keenly aware the walls are equivalent to a Japanese tea house.
I just finished sleekping, I'm going to try long sleeves next time.
by deconqueror April 25, 2014
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Sleeping Warrior

An individual who proposes the earth is a flat plane surrounded by an icy pizza crust and makes wild claims that objects fall or float due to their density only.

A gravity denier who beats off into a Henry vacuum cleaner and considers that scientific method.

A flat earther who cannot research and / or doesn't wash. A keyboard warrior for those who are still asleep.

An unscientific and unimaginative attention seeker who proves the earth is a globe yet denies the evidence in order to make money off other people's good nature.

A predator and a charlatan. An unremarkable Level 1 Pandarian Monk from Azeroth.
Person A: "Got a vacuum cleaner handy?"
Person B: "Don't be a sleeping warrior."

Person A: "So i told the idiot Mt Rainer should tower over Mt St Helen at the height illustrated in that photograph, but he got the height wrong"
Person B: "The height was referring to the side peak of Mt St Helens, not the summit"
Person A: "The photograph is fake then"
by theboobox October 21, 2019
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sleepingz

When a person is knocked out, usually in a dramatic fashion.
"SLEEPINGZ!!!" (immediately said after watching a knockout)
by Mr. Flip May 3, 2008
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Sleeping with Pete

getting ridiculously drunk.
I think I'll pass on the next round of shots...if I don't watch out, I'll be sleeping with Pete tonight.
by melodyq February 2, 2009
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Sweeping the Roof

A job Sweeping the Roof is a no show job. Essentially you don't have to go in because who's going to check or know if you've swept the roof.
My uncle Joey got me a job 9-5 sweeping the roof over on W 32nd Street.
by Fcpcool August 29, 2019
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sleeping on you

Not paying any attention
I can't believe everybody is sleeping on you.
by MSKSBOYD July 14, 2016
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Do we need a sleeping bag for the presentation

when you dumbass fat friend asks the teacher in class if we need a sleeping bag for our presentation about africa.
by Jabrill combey June 1, 2017
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