Osseo Senior High
A high school on the Fringe of Minneapolis. This school has every kind of kid you can think of, and when their differences clash, Osseo is defined.
First, there are the ghetto kids from BP/BC who come to school every day "wit der swag on" and find it neccesary to walk .0000001 mph down the hall while yelling ebonics incossently across the commons, annoying the hell out of everyone.
In contrast, there are also the yuppie perfect poster children from Plymouth, who simply do not belong at Osseo. They live in Trojan Territory and should be at Wayzata High school rather than driving 30 minutes every morning to further infect Osseo with more STD's and fill the parking lot with their Lexuses and BMW's.
Many kids from Corcoran also attend Osseo, but they are so stoned all the time that it's merely impossible to classify them.
Firthermore, regular kids from MG/Champlin/Osseo attend the school, and they act as a defense line so that the Plymouth Kids and BP kids don't brawl.
Osseo students are EXCELLENT cheaters and the teachers are so oblivious. This is especially true in HP Physics and AP English classes.
Everybody is welcome to come to Osseo, but the real question is: is Osseo welcome in your life?
First, there are the ghetto kids from BP/BC who come to school every day "wit der swag on" and find it neccesary to walk .0000001 mph down the hall while yelling ebonics incossently across the commons, annoying the hell out of everyone.
In contrast, there are also the yuppie perfect poster children from Plymouth, who simply do not belong at Osseo. They live in Trojan Territory and should be at Wayzata High school rather than driving 30 minutes every morning to further infect Osseo with more STD's and fill the parking lot with their Lexuses and BMW's.
Many kids from Corcoran also attend Osseo, but they are so stoned all the time that it's merely impossible to classify them.
Firthermore, regular kids from MG/Champlin/Osseo attend the school, and they act as a defense line so that the Plymouth Kids and BP kids don't brawl.
Osseo students are EXCELLENT cheaters and the teachers are so oblivious. This is especially true in HP Physics and AP English classes.
Everybody is welcome to come to Osseo, but the real question is: is Osseo welcome in your life?
Tyler: Why are there a bunch of black kids standing around that BMW?
Jeff: Oh, they're about to jack it up because they're from BP and can't afford such a car.
Tyler: How rude!
Jeff: Well this IS Osseo Senior High.
Black kid: Wat u jus say bout mah? I finna call up treshauna and latreeshia to get ur asses over if ya tell dem we're effin wit dis car, u got it?
Tyler/Jeff: ......
Jeff: Oh, they're about to jack it up because they're from BP and can't afford such a car.
Tyler: How rude!
Jeff: Well this IS Osseo Senior High.
Black kid: Wat u jus say bout mah? I finna call up treshauna and latreeshia to get ur asses over if ya tell dem we're effin wit dis car, u got it?
Tyler/Jeff: ......
Osseo Senior High by RamenCopter August 14, 2010