Scruffle

The use of an sexual organ on the property of another individual.

"Josh, you totally scruffled my iPod".

"Yes Joe, you are now in posession of an iPod Scruffle, enjoy!"

by swimmer0430 May 3, 2008

Scuffed Helmet

A woman with a great body but an ugly face. Refers to American football or ice-hockey equipment.

"Man - nice uniform, but the helmet's scuffed. Damn shame, that scuffed helmet"

by Billy Cruddup July 7, 2006

Fisherman's Scuffle

The act of sodomising a freshly caught fish, usually taking place in a secluded area by the side of a river or canal.

e.g I caught a whopping fresh water perch when i went fishing this morning, at least 8 feet long it was. I was so exited, I simply had to take it into the shrubbery for a fisherman's scuffle

by Big Daddy Fu April 16, 2011

scruff dust

slang word for the illegal substance amphetemine sulphate,also known as speed

do you want a line of scruff dust?

by del boy September 25, 2006

scrufflies

the stuff that grows out of most males faces, i.e. hair, but catches crumbs, bits of tissue, and on some cases liquids. Scruff is the over all term for the dense form of clumpings of hair, but these are however the ones usually in sparse amounts around the nose and/ upper lip, i.e. mexi-stache.

Girl: please wipe your nose, it's running
Boy: okay *PPPFFFFFFNNNFFF* awww....
Girl: SICK!!! you got tissue and snot all over your scrufflies!!!!
Boy: where??... can you get it for me?!
Girl: NO!!!! that's so gross.

by Bagel Eater December 14, 2010

scaff

n.- a word for a woman/girl who is a bitch, whore, skank, and slut put all together.

That scaff Jennifer slept with seven guys and wears butt shorts and low cut tube tops.

by Amanda August 9, 2003

Scruffles

1. One large cyst.
2. A fat white kid who thinks he can write techno and play bass with no rhythm who doesn't bathe and finds it amusing to do the Truffle Shuffle even though it makes people sick. (like it never did in that dumb movie)
3. Apricot Pudding
4. A large pacific islander who pays rent on a trailer in the lower southwest who eats cats and and small children who tend to wander into her yard and gets very disgruntled when she finds out that they are not toothless rednecks who drink drano and looking for a good time.

James says: Hey have you seen Scruffles lately?
Ed says: No James I haven't.
James: I haven't seen Scruffles since he was scruffling that small Cuban boy in her trailer.
Ed: I know, that day we were wasted on acid was an adventure wasn't it.
James: My ass hasn't felt the same.

by Noshimonoriku December 17, 2008