The East Honduran Scissor ritual

Potentially the most grotesque sexual activity of all time, first the man (if not previously) circumcises himself and uses the foreskin blood as lube. If ashes are in reach proceed to grab those and rub gently over the female waist. Then grab a matchstick and set her on fire. Use the lazy fireman to put the fire out and then break temporarily. After everything settles you need to give yourself an Indian sunburn on your cock. This redness should translate to heat so when inserted in the vagina it should make the woman unpleasantly moan. Which causes the final ejaculation to take place. Lastly, to clear the scene use traditional methods and use Epsom salts to clean off the burns.

Jen : can you remind me how to do The East Honduran Scissor ritual please?

by Crack15 September 2, 2019

Safety Scissors

When a guy and a girl scissor but the guy cups his balls with one hand so they don’t get crushed

Damn, that safety scissors was so intense I bruised my hand

by Thog3.2 October 7, 2017

Scissor baby

The process of envitro fertilization undergone by lesbian partners to conceive a child out of the traditional sense.

"Did you hear that Lestat from gym class has two mom's, he's a scissor baby."

by Claudeguy October 3, 2017

Scissors

Used to beat paper in a game

aha! My scissors beat your paper.

by Your pseudonym0002 October 27, 2017

Scissor Hoe

The term used to call a chick faking depression and cutting.

Oh my god Emily, your such a fucking Scissor Hoe

Emily we all know your a scissor hoe, you can stop the act now!

by alternativeannom April 6, 2017

Edward Scissor Hands

The sexual act of using a pair of scissors while styling her pubic hair with another pair of scissors

I heard Molly and her boyfriend tried to do Edward scissor hands and she ended up in the hospital.

by Edward, Alexandre & Clayton May 5, 2017

garden scissors

Scissors that you use to cut up nuggets of weed.

Bethony: Jermino pass me the scissors

Jermino: For what ?

Bethony: The weed

Jemino: Oh the garden scissors

Bethony: Ye. Sure.

by Gickles November 24, 2017