Santana Row

The Rodeo Drive of Northern California. Luxury stores, amazing food, luxury hotel and apartments, and an amazing car scene.

Person 1: I love Santana Row! I just got the best fish, bought a bunch of designer, and saw two Bugattis!
Person 2: Yeah man Santana row has the best vibe.

by OC.SVG February 9, 2021

Santa

lie, dishonesty, untrue, false

1. alaye, no dey santa me.

2. why must you be santaing about your relationship.
3. bro you're throwing santa

by Deanisbliss April 24, 2021

santara

Someone that is fun most if not all the time. The devil when it comes to drinking. Will put drink anyone just to prove a point.

Hey suzie! Should we go clubbing and pull a Santara ?

by The donD November 23, 2021

Santa Claus

Most Known as *Hitler from Christmas* Santa Claus is a big fat dick elder, that sometimes acts kinda pedophile by eating his elf´s ass and pussy.

ELF - Heyooooo!!!! IT IS SANTA CLAUS EAT MY ASS SWOOOOWOOOO OUUWEEEEE.^
Santa - NEIN, GEHT AUF DIR BITCH!!!

by Santa claus pedophile??? nein December 26, 2021

Saltzman

A term of endearment given to morbidly obese diabetic Jewish women after ejaculating on their immensely greasy fat rolls and letting the sweaty semen mixture dry creating a crust not so dissimilar to the salt mountains of the Dead Sea in Israel.

Guess what Shlomo, I gave that fat loaf of gefilte fish a Saltzman last night! Mazel tov!

by Lynch Marshawn November 11, 2022

Santa Claus

The morbidly obese man that breaks into houses every year on December 24th and eats all of the food in your house. If you ever see him in your house, run. Santa Claus will give out presents to kids that he finds attractive and the ugly ones get coal. The presents usually have trackers in them as he handmade them with his children slaves that he kidnapped, also known as “elves”
Sometimes you may find some very small elves in your house. Dispose of them immediately because they have cameras in them. Santa isn’t your friend. He’s a child predator.

*kid wakes up*
oh my goodness it’s santa claus and he is in my room
santa claus: ho ho ho get in my fabric sack
kid: *climbs into fabric sack*
santa claus: hahaha now you are my elf
kid: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*the kid was forced to make toys until the end of time*

by SteeringWheelFaceReveal June 12, 2023

santacruise

an shareware game joel played during windows 98 destruction stream

santacruise...?

by friggen annonymous April 12, 2023