Rusty sheriffs Badge

your anal opening

my mate is queer he likes to feel a penis up his rusty sherrifs badge

by sheep January 17, 2004

rusty bong polish

Surreptitiously rimming yourself with the mouth end of a bong belonging to somobody who has angered you, or whom you just hold general contempt for. Farting in the bong makes the gesture that much more meaningful.

My girlfriend's little-shit brother left his stupid bong at my house last weekend, after spilling it on my couch no less. So I gave it a Rusty Bong Polish before he picked it up again. I hope he tastes the Taco Bell I had earlier.

by Mark VZ December 20, 2006

rusty trombone

the act of simultaneously eating asshole and jerking a guy off

man, that girl was so kinky she bent me over the coffee table and gave me a rusty trombone!! mmmm so good

by humpy lumpkin April 7, 2008

rusty umbrella

during foreplay when you stick your hand in someones ass to make it looser by spreading your fingers. since the anus is a tight muscle it happens slowly. hence, the rusty umbrella.

"my anus is tight man," says ethan"give me a rusty umbrella"

by Dana susan balch September 29, 2007

Rusty Trombone

A freakin gay sexual act when one man licks another mans ass while reaching between his legs and jerking him off....

That nigga jp be giving rusty trombones to that gay ass fool

by boost7 May 1, 2006

Rusty Fish hook with a twist

This is the beautiful act of where you are laying the pipe and you stick your finger in your partners brown eye. wiggle you finger till your partner starts to squirm. at this point with one single sweep, hook your finger in their mouth an pull hard. the twist..... while you are pulling like you caught a beast of a fish spit in their mouth. let go. then proceed to blow your man juice on them and laugh hysterically. note they are so preoccupied with the spit in their mouth they neglect to realize their was a shit covered finger in their mouth

Mike gave blakes mom the rusty fish hook with a twist last night. it was great.

by Johnny Jizzem March 6, 2007

rusted musket

when you do a girl in the ass and you bring your dick out and it has a film of shit on it. your dick is the musket and the shit is considered the rust

I was just trying to put it in her ass, but i wound up with a rusted musket!

by motown pussy bruiser July 24, 2009