by JerimiahCheslton February 14, 2025

Much like “nigger rigged” this is when a lazy white person fixes something up half assed so that it works okay enough, but it works the somewhat the way it is supposed to
then breaks again as the repairs last only temporarily. Also known as redneck engineering
then breaks again as the repairs last only temporarily. Also known as redneck engineering
by chomperz February 27, 2021

by xxxbigblackniggaballshd October 4, 2020

The acronym used by chemistry students to help them understand the concept of reduction and oxidation in terms of electron movement between chemical species.
Oxidation Is Loss of electrons
Reduction Is Gain of electrons{
Oxidation Is Loss of electrons
Reduction Is Gain of electrons{
*Opens up chemistry paper*
“Oh shit i cant remember how to do this.
What was it man ffs?? ....Kawabonga!!!! I remember it now. Oil Rig”
“Oh shit i cant remember how to do this.
What was it man ffs?? ....Kawabonga!!!! I remember it now. Oil Rig”
by TacticalTahith March 23, 2019

The act of repairing a newly purchased item that arrived damaged.
A consumer using already-owned equipment on a newly purchased item for the benefit of making the new item work the way it was advertised to work.
Opting to repair, adjust or modify a brand new purchase, or part of a brand new purchase, with pre-owned items, rather than returning the substandard item (lemon) for a refund or exchange.
The act of purchasing equipment for the sole purpose of repairing, adapting, altering, adjusting or modifying a newly purchased item so it can function the way it was advertised, rather than returning the item for a refund or exchange.
A consumer using already-owned equipment on a newly purchased item for the benefit of making the new item work the way it was advertised to work.
Opting to repair, adjust or modify a brand new purchase, or part of a brand new purchase, with pre-owned items, rather than returning the substandard item (lemon) for a refund or exchange.
The act of purchasing equipment for the sole purpose of repairing, adapting, altering, adjusting or modifying a newly purchased item so it can function the way it was advertised, rather than returning the item for a refund or exchange.
"This vacuum doesn't suck!! Here's the problem! There's a hole in the hose. Instead of returning it, I'll just lemon-rig it with duct tape."
"That's a brand new car!! Are you seriously going to lemon-rig it with red fingernail polish instead of sending it back for a paint job?"
"...But I just bought these chairs and they are scratching up my floors! The end caps are cheap! The metal is poking through! I don't want to waste time sending them back; besides, I love these chairs and we have a party in two days! I'll go to the hardware store and buy some decent end caps. Why waste time when I can just lemon-rig it?"
"That's a brand new car!! Are you seriously going to lemon-rig it with red fingernail polish instead of sending it back for a paint job?"
"...But I just bought these chairs and they are scratching up my floors! The end caps are cheap! The metal is poking through! I don't want to waste time sending them back; besides, I love these chairs and we have a party in two days! I'll go to the hardware store and buy some decent end caps. Why waste time when I can just lemon-rig it?"
by Cravicky July 27, 2021

A euphimism for jail.
Person A: I spent 4 months on an oil rig. It was hard to keep in touch with everyone.
Person B: Was that the state oil rig or the federal oil rig?
Person B: Was that the state oil rig or the federal oil rig?
by wehrmacht_bitchesat May 27, 2018

by whattaday August 20, 2017
