Pump Weasel

A derogatory comment aimed at an individual who has no social skills whatsoever and is generally perceived to be lower than a snake's belly.

Oi, don't drop your crap in the street you pump weasel!

by Johnny 2 Sheds! May 28, 2009

Pump Lust

A person's desire to lift weights to get a pump in their muscles.

The bodybuilder hasn't been to the gym for a long time, I bet he has some wicked 'Pump Lust'.

by Bodybuildingbingo December 20, 2010

Arm Pump

After you work out your veins are swollen and your feeling stronger then ever

Bro i just hit the gym i have crazy arm pump u don’t want to arm wrestle

by Shreksualovers December 10, 2019

Pump and slump

Wanking yourself to sleep leaving your load all over your stomach

Oh last night I was so tired, I had a pump and slump

by Pumper2000 September 22, 2023

Pump Hair

Bulk Gel/ Volumizer used by middle-aged men in an attempt to conceal hair loss.

“Honey did you get more pump hair at Costco?”

by rhatch February 14, 2008

Politics and Pumps

...Style in a Political Fashion.

Politics and Pumps is the politics of fashion, fashion and politics, style and non-profit, style and foundations, philanthropy, political leaders and fashion.

by Tiffani Rose January 23, 2008

pump the ham

a man pleasuring his genitalia.

"hey jenny where is tbone?" ... " he saw you bending over and then i think he went to the bathroom to pump the ham."

by archamtrand May 19, 2010