Penis Puke

A term to describe semen.

'Did you see stu's trousers? They were like totally covered in penis puke'

'Oh my god dude, I saw Gemma bend over the other day and next thing I know my pants were full of penis puke'

Gemma: 'Eeeew Stu! You have a big white stain on the front of your trousers that defintley looks like penis puke...'
Stu: 'ITS TOOTHPASTE I SWEAR!!!'

by gogo87 March 6, 2012

Pakey

extraordinary imitator

That Pakey can just mirror anything around him

by Brian Mcpake February 21, 2004

pokey reese

backup short stop and starting 2b for the redsox. he is argualbly the best shortstop in the majors.

did u see how high that ball was, before pokey reese got it!?

by nick July 24, 2004

Pokey Bum Blowjob

When a girl sticks a finger up a guys bum while giving him a blowjob.

I gave that guy a pokey bum blowjob last night, he was loving it...!

by No Gag Reflex September 17, 2010

Rainbow Puke

The emission of all the colors in the spectrum . Resulting in a colorful mess of awesomeness.

Jeff: "Dropped paints and they splattered everywhere"
Randy: "Looks like some kick-ass rainbow puke"

by Shoquinda December 29, 2009

soapy pokey bum wank

A crude Scottish expression for a sex act involving an individual (more commonly a male) either receiving a finger in their anus during foreplay or alternatively as an form of masturbation, with the crucial addition of bubbles. It is commonly referred to as simply a 'soapy pokey'

'Aye, got my first soapy pokey bum wank the other night.'

'Gies a soapy pokey!' (humorous)

by smokingrabbi October 16, 2009

pokey joe

Bending over and pulling down your pants when you have the tip of a poo sticking out of your butthole.

Steve was bent over while tying his shoe, so Mark stood in front of him and showed Steve his pokey joe.

by utopiajoe November 12, 2007