Procrastibate

When a man or woman edges for an extended period of time before realizing they have run out of time and will not be able to finish masturbating.

I procrastibated so much last night that I didn't even get a chance to cum before my wife woke up!

by Dead Magikarp May 9, 2020

Procrastination

The act of avoiding work because you don’t want to and it’s BORRINGGGGGG. It is an incredible skill to have and I am doing it right now

I am an expert at procrastination

by Lucinda is Lit July 19, 2020

procrastination

Not wanting to do something until the las minute. In layman's terms : i'll define it tomorrow

John: Can you tell me what procrastination means?
Jack: i'll do it tommorow

by anonymous September 15, 2020

Procrastinating

verb
gerund or present participle: procrastinating
delay or postpone action; put off doing something

A clever kangaroo once said "like mate stop procrastinating"

by Hyunjins safe show September 22, 2020

Procrastinator

Procrastinatior

It derives from the Mexican Word Procrathamelyawn which means Midnight Snack and
The Viking Word Astinator which means Pucker Cheeks

It describes someone who sits on a sandwhich in the dark.
(From TAWG)

Darwin is such a Procrastinator

by Delfino is funny October 26, 2020

procrastination

taking BuzzFeed quizzes

OK, I'll do my work.
Oh, look, this quiz will guess what color my socks are if I tell them how my 16th birthday was!

3 hours later...
OK, I'll start now
Oh look, this'll guess my name if I tell them my favorite shades of black...

STOP PROCRASTINATION!

by Randompersononedayyoullmeet October 27, 2020

Procrastinating

What you are doing right now. What I am doing right now

Procrastinating: I'll put an example later

by Cavetown fan 🤟 October 11, 2020