porn fur

Thick chest hair

1. Oh, girl! Did you see his porn fur sticking out the top of his shirt?
2. I love twirling my fingers through his porn fur.
3. He asked me if I wanted him to trim his porn fur. I said no.

by Sleazy_P October 19, 2020

trap porn

It's where you're watching a gif from a porno and its this smoking hot chick then at the end of the gif you find out the chick has a schlong.

Me: Accidentally jerked off to some trap porn last night. Now I'm in love with a tranny.

You: Pre-op or post-op?

Me: Nigga did you even read the definition?!

by jjschlizzle October 27, 2017

porn stash

Also known as the porn that one has stashed to keep ones wife from finding it, suck as burned on dvd or in hidden files on ones computer. Not me but some guy i know.......

self explanitory see definition

by thep1mp April 22, 2005

bro porn

When two or more males satisfy their carnal desires together.

"Yo bro I got some SICK porn for us to jerk it to later"
"Oh hell yeah! Bro porn!"

by caboosesusty April 24, 2017

porn-twit

a person who posts his or her porn and sexual activity on twitter in 140 characters or less.

Jessica's texting to twitter while in a 3-way made her a porn-twit.

by lizybee January 6, 2010

porn muffin

When you stick an eating utensil into a corn muffin and make sexual noises.

Dude I was eating a corn muffin and I stuck my fork and BOOM. it became a porn muffin.

by Shlop November 18, 2014

stale porn

The porn that is left open on your phone the next day after you have already watched and masterbated to it

Eww man I needed to use your phone for Google and all that I saw was stale porn

by Mathewbrizuela January 29, 2014