Poorfessional

An employed professional who lives paycheck to paycheck and probably knows a thing or two about credit cards.

It's hard to be a poorfessional because whenever you get a paycheck you have to spend it on bills.

by Marie Smithers November 27, 2013

pooricua

Broke-ass, deadbeat spics, specifically Puerto Ricans.

"Juan can't even afford money for the Metrocard, but he's always got money for lottery tickets. Where's he get the money for that? He must be a Pooricua."

by TerribleTK December 14, 2013

Poorgeoisie

The 21st Century yuppie is a new breed of socially mobile pauper. They have all the trappings of the classic 80s yuppie with the purchases of useless electronics, expensive cocktails and shit drugs but they're doing it from a shitty council house in Hackney rather than a penthouse suite.

POOR + BOURGEOISIE = POORGEOISIE

Look at that poorgeoisie wanker checking his iPad in Costcutter.

by tonyadams December 17, 2014

Poor-man grilled cheese

When you're so damn lazy you just put cheese on bread and put it in the microwave for 15 seconds rather than toasting it or actually grilling it.

Cornelius: "yo bro, I'm so hungry"
Bob: "bruh we ain't got much for munchies, but if you want you can make a poor-man grilled cheese, dawg."

by Brosephdotcom April 14, 2015

Poorganization

When something is poorly organized.

"Look at how Freddy keeps his homework papers, they are all over the place!", said A.

"Wow, that is some serious poorganization", replied B.

by alexanderplam November 22, 2015

poor man's clone

When you have sex with your daughter, impregnate her and she has a daughter whom you impregnate, continued until you reach a person who is genetically the same as you.

You hear about Kevin? His daughter-wife is expecting a girl and pretty soon he's going to be 87.5% of the way to a poor man's clone.

by Jimbob Uncle December 1, 2017

Poormeitus

poor-me-itus

The act of feeling sorry for ones self.

Travis: “John is sulking in his truck because nobody showed up to youth group.”
Henry: “He must have poormeitus.”

by Joshtheemotionidentifier May 3, 2018