Polar Plunge

Verb. to take the polar plunge

The Polar Plunge (aka polar bear plunge) is the act of getting up on new year's day (hung over most commonly) to jump in a lake. This act is best performed in Milwaukeejumping into Lake Michigan. Once taking said plunge, you become a member of the polar bear plunge club for life, much like the mile high club

Guy: hey, wanna take the Polar Plunge with me this new years?

Friend: umm, im kinda scared my dick will recede into my body from the cold

Guy: come on man, its worth it, you become a lifetime member once you do it.

Friend: well shit, then count me in

by alaskan2425 December 19, 2008

Tri Polar

A crazy fat bitch that believes taking over the counter diet pills will make her into a model. These fatties subject all who cross their paths to mood swings that go from tweeked out Britney Spears-smile mania, to unforseen rage, then ultimately to slobbery tear soaked self-loathing. (This happens in about 5 minutes or less) They usually recover by having unprotected sex with people and fake pregnancy shortly after a mood swing.

Typical Tri Polar behavior:
"OMG I totally lost 2 inches, not pounds but I have these jeans will you help me zip them up??-smiles like a pie-eyed psycho- NEXT PHASE:Shit, that bitch _______ wants me to pound in her fuckin' face.-Turns red, screams a 'retard type-GRRRUUUHH-THIRD PHASE: I was watching this thing on Oprah about how I might be dying from cancer, and not even know it....I don't want to die. -Begins unwrapping twinkie, eating it and sobbing, chasing each bite with diet soda"FINAL PHASE: "I can't believe I slept with_______ he's different, you know he opened up to me..My period is like 2 days late..what am I gonna do?"

by Suggababie August 5, 2009

Polaris

Poor Old Loser Ain't Ridin' In Style
Polaris=SUCK

Pull Over Loser, A Race Is Starting. Polaris has to be the worst manufacturer of anything since the wheel was invented.

by screwPOLARIS December 31, 2005

polarbearing

The act of two large animals engaging in hugging, cuddling and snuggling

My wife and I went polarbearing last night and it was glorious

by osteotomy April 7, 2009

polargeist

n. Evil spirt who haunts igloos and other dwellings in the far north.

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My blubber is stuck to the ceiling. Again.

Sounds like you have a polargeist. Be afraid.

by gnostic3 February 6, 2019

Patty-Polar

Behavior far beyond being bi-polar. An unreasonable state of mind that causes a person to obsess over people in internet chat rooms. Having very rare and limited times of lucidity and sanity (usually while only going to the bathroom) and primarily erupting into rants, raves and ridiculous comments. Those who suffer from this rare disorder, are typically called "lowlife losers" or "escaped mental patients". Symptoms include pathological lying, stalking, obsessions with people, extreme foul language and lack of personal hygiene.

Donovan talks like a possessed demon because she is Patty-polar.

by KatieKat82 December 8, 2007

Polar Bear

1. The coolest bear there is! Polar bears are the only bears that look like snow, they're all camouflaged and shit!

2. To describe a person with good hiding skills.

2. (two kids playing hide and seek)
Guy 1: Dude, where were you. your like a polar bear I look for you for an hour.
Guy 2: Im not gunna tell you my hiding spot!

by MoeBitches December 20, 2007