10-Year Sex Pact

When two high school senior girls make a pact that if they are still single at their 10-year high school reunion, they will have sex together. Typically the girls are very good friends or best friends and are not lesbians, and have never fooled around together previously in their friendship.

Girl 1: "Ok, lets make a 10-Year Sex Pact: if we're still single in 10 years, we'll have sex after our 10-year high school reunion."

Girl 2: "Alright."

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 21, 2010

phantom menace

An act whereby someone takes a dump in the tank section of the toilet rather than the bowl, leaving a menacing and lingering smell of unknown source

Ron left a phantom menace in the office bathroom before the Thanksgiving holiday. Upon the office's return the following Monday no on could determine the source of the stench.

by stevoid428 November 24, 2009

phantom

When someone leaves an anonymous shit in a public/common toilet.

Who left that fucking Phantom.
Dude, I just left a phenom Phantom.

by Warsh June 29, 2004

Cum-pact

An agreement between good friends, in witch, while having intercourse with their respective lovers, will cum on the face of said lover, and pronounce it as a gift from the friend.

So me and Zach have a cum-pact, and Cat was seriously pissed after I finished and told her, "That was from Zach."

by Zach Schoenfelder January 29, 2009

anti-comintern pact

A pact between Germany & Japan (25 Nov 1936) and later Germany, Italy & Japan (6 Nov 1937). Japan renounced it in 1939, not wanting to see it as an excuse to have to fight directly with european powers at war with Germany, but in light of German victories formed a Tripartite Pact a year later.

The anti-comintern pact was farcial, because Japan and the USSR did not go to war until the USSR felt victory was assured and grabbed territory from 8 Aug 1945.

by Kung-fu Jesus June 24, 2004

phantom wipe

When after you take a dump, you wipe your ass but see nothing on the toilet paper.

I just took a shit and did a phantom wipe.

by Bigg Gene March 24, 2006

Phantom Shitter

Usually a male student. Someone who intentionally craps away from the shitter leaving special presents in the sinks/under bog hinges/up doors for anyone who walks through the ddor

Hark! The Phantom Shitter has struck again.

by thelostlibertine March 31, 2005