Messi's biggest fan. Has tried to achieve a career like Messi's all his life, but has always fallen short. His favorite way of trying to catch up to Messi has been to take all the glory for penalties that his teammates win. His favorite drink is Penaltea and nowadays he roams Saudi Arabia on his camel looking for more penalties. His fanboys use his 5 robbed champions leagues to try and make him somewhat relevant but it's still not enough to surpass Messi's greatness.
by EpicKPs October 16, 2023
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Penargment is a rare disease found in both females and males, most predominantly in males. It is where a person is born with increased penis growth rates. Males can grow a penis up to 30" and females can grow a penis up to 16”.
This disease was discovered in 2009 by Dr E Burns. The disease is not deadly in most cases, however can be surgically removed if it becomes painful.
There is not much research on this disease yet, only 28 patients have ever been discovered to have this disease and most statistics are not accurate. However, the pain levels for females is significantly higher than the pain levels for males.
Penargment is a rare disease found in both females and males, most predominantly in males. It is where a person is born with increased penis growth rates. Males can grow a penis up to 30" and females can grow a penis up to 16”.
This disease was discovered in 2009 by Dr E Burns. The disease is not deadly in most cases, however can be surgically removed if it becomes painful.
There is not much research on this disease yet, only 28 patients have ever been discovered to have this disease and most statistics are not accurate. However, the pain levels for females is significantly higher than the pain levels for males.
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“What is Penargment?”
“A disease which causes increased penis growth rates.”
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Penaldo who was never seen winning a trophy after 2016 when var was used in game
ALWAYS AGAINST ME 😭😭😭
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Penaldo who was never seen winning a trophy after 2016 when var was used in game
ALWAYS AGAINST ME 😭😭😭
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