la'padre

Sexy,Confident, and has a good heart

Omg la'padre has everything i would see in a man.

by 1234456676 May 6, 2018

Ur padre large gay

Ranks right in the middle of all the "ur (family member)" insults. Right after "ur dad lesbian" and one step below "ur granny tranny"

John: Ur dad lesbian
Gary: Ur Padre large gay

John: *spontaneously combusts, demon appears dragging John's soul into a fiery pit of eternal hell.*
Gary: *Becomes one with the heavens and the earth, equivalent to God*

by thiccranchdressingboi69 April 13, 2018

Fat paderc

I don’t know how to explain it

Omg u got mc Donald’s your such a fat paderc

by Migro098 January 16, 2019

Splash Padded

(Verb) - When a girl is laying on your back and you fart into her vagina.

Bro, I just splash padded the fuck outta my girl this weekend. The vibration turned her on!

by Milano325i August 17, 2019

Reagan Paden

An amazing friend that loves video games and Dr.Pepper. He always has good advice and loves to talk to his girlfriend from Saudia Arabia. He has adorable earrings and pale skin. Isn't very athletic but has a nice body.

Person: Love ya babe

Reagan Paden: its "I love you" or it doesn't count and dont call me babe I dont like it.

by Apple Sauce broooo March 27, 2020

Falts Pandeco

Guy 1: look how cool this 3 in 1 tool is

Guy 2: WOW
Guy 3: That's a 3 in 1 falts pandeco

Abriviation: faltsin
Ppronunciation: falt-s pan-d-eco

Falts Pandeco is the description of multi tool or multiple things in one.

by :)hello (: August 27, 2020

Coronavirus Pandemiced

When you’ve ran out of sick days or personal days at work and you need a valid excuse to convince your boss to stay home.

*tim calls into work*

“I can’t come into work today, I’ve been having symptoms of COVID-19.”

*hangs up phone.*

Tim’s Boss: Yep I just got Coronavirus Pandemiced by that lazy fool Tim. He doesn’t like fulfilling his daily responsibilities.

by GoatStatusD January 13, 2021