2 minute noodle buddy 

A '2 Minute noodle buddy' is a friend that is only your friend for 2 minutes, when they change their mind and find new friends, and then they come back around. It usually happens when they find a bf/gf, and they come back around when the relationship is over.

Person one: So, hows Kate?
Person two: I dunno, she's a 2 minute noodle buddy.

2 minute noodle buddy by pseudonym2422 September 24, 2011

a noodle 

(inutill) a mexican american word used for white people who speak spanish very badly and without any accent at all (it is done by pronouncin innutill (useless in spanish) with an overtly (white guy)accent

when he aplied for the job he said he speaks spanish but he is a noodle the customers can't even understand him

a noodle by Eltapatio January 18, 2005

Schnoodle Noodle 

German for dick snot.

That gap toothed bitch guzzled my schnoodle noodle. ja ja.

Schnoodle Noodle by Will.C....... November 7, 2007

Noodle Burgler 

Another name for a woman's Vagina.

Dude...I got my dick stuck up inside that noodle burgler

Noodle Burgler by J-Sa August 16, 2009

Noodle Choker

A noodle choker is a person who routinely sucks on cock.

Ben is a well known noodle choker on campus.

Noodle Choker by Yeh-Shen November 23, 2009

Noodle Bucket 

The asshole of a fat chick

Hey dudes, I just plugged that chubby chick in the noodle bucket!

Noodle Bucket by anonymous June 9, 2016

Noodle 

If you’re not careful your private areas might turn into a noodle, so never mess with someone who likes noodles

Alex: Hi morgan!

Morgan: …
Alex: what is with you
Morgan: HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE ME MORTAL, SKADADLE SKADODLE UR DI*K IS NOW A NOODLE

Noodle by Ratas.noodles May 5, 2023