frost pump

While engaged in sexual activity, stick your erected penile in a cup of ice:; while staying hard let penile become icy cold. Then pump ice penis inside desired hole(s).

I gave my girlfriend the frost pump last night.

by Bennifur August 30, 2019

Lil pump

Cancerous crack that only cares about money to buy the latest vibrator for his minor girlfriend.

Jack: that guy bought the latest vibrator of amazon. He is probably a lil pump

by epicgamer23 February 18, 2020

Breast Pump

When you meet a woman for the first time and she has massive jugs but once she produces offspring her output is about one milliliter. You cry while watching the breast pump producing the same amount of milk as male ejaculate. This, of course, forces the man to spend immense amounts of money on formula.

Yo, I knocked this chick up with 36d’s thinking I wouldn’t have to spend money on formula. We tried the breast pump but with limited success.

Bro, that sucks. Should have made the baby with her mother. Heard she’s a real milk machine.

by Mike Panama April 30, 2022

Pump and slump

Wanking yourself to sleep leaving your load all over your stomach

Oh last night I was so tired, I had a pump and slump

by Pumper2000 September 22, 2023

Pump Hair

Bulk Gel/ Volumizer used by middle-aged men in an attempt to conceal hair loss.

“Honey did you get more pump hair at Costco?”

by rhatch February 14, 2008

Politics and Pumps

...Style in a Political Fashion.

Politics and Pumps is the politics of fashion, fashion and politics, style and non-profit, style and foundations, philanthropy, political leaders and fashion.

by Tiffani Rose January 23, 2008

pump chaser

A person who saw how swole they were when they got a muscle pump, and then they set a goal to have that look during resting days.

Man, you're such a pump chaser. It's an endless road!

by Richie Homie June 16, 2018