myles layman

Is a short man who steals your girlfriend at parties

"Dude, do you see your girlfriend with that guy? Hes a Myles Layman!"

by Level1000Pikachu February 7, 2014

Myles Standish Turkey Sandwich

When you eat some sandwich-like component (e.g. a creamy cheese scooped with potato chips) and then, separately, you eat sliced turkey from the container with your hands.

He eats the laziest meals. He's always just goin' for a Myles Standish Turkey Sandwich or some other fridge food crap meal.

by Pilgrim's Pride February 8, 2014

molest-stache

The act of having a mustache that makes the owner look like a child molester.

Whoa dude, you really need to shave that molest-stache!

by ROGGDOGG87 March 20, 2016

myles doctrine

when you say all that you need to say and nothing else.

They run fast.
myles doctrine

by WindUpToy101 September 1, 2017

Molestach

The Creepy, either pencil thing or bushy, unkept mustache that all molesters have.

Good lord that guy has a Molestach

by Sidewalk_Enforcer December 11, 2017

myles mack

A sexy boy with a unusually large forehead. Often found in your local corner shop smoking pollen and shaggin top birds

Myles mack is a hero

Ken, pure legend

by BigJunkie April 4, 2018

Molestache

Molestache:noun

A word to describe any person or faggots mustache that looks exactly like peach fuz glued to your face in the hopes of attracting a 7 year old victim....or looking like a complete gay retard

Timmy did you see the that one teacher's molestache...I think he was hunting for prey last night

by Chromy crusher May 15, 2018