Muffcabbage

According to southpark....
It's a jersey thing.
It's an insult and depending on context it could mean a vagina, slut, hore, trash , trashy hore

You f***ing muffcabbage!

by jksp October 21, 2010

Muff Diving

To Orally please a woman.

Nick went muff diving last night. Wheeeee!

by Bob Dole November 11, 2002

muff session

the robbing or stealing of goods from the school store;preferably muffins.

luke you you want to have a muff session.

by cappey May 24, 2004

man-muff

The tuft of hair beneath a man's beer belly that resembles any Harlem Globetrotter's hair cicra 1982.

AKA

Growtum, poof, low fro, Trouser Tufts, Hanes Hedges, wild underbrush, camel's hump, scrote coozy

Frank's tight jeans belied the subtleties of his well-sculpted man-muff for which he won top prize in the Conestoga County Growtum Contest.

by Joe Lafayette November 13, 2005

Sup Muff?

Sup Muff? is a phrase that can be used in a variety of ways. It can be used to express pleasure, pain, confusion, elation, sadness, and a wide range of emotions. The phrase is typical among High School students in the south east Pennsylvania and Central New Jersey area.

Examples:

1) JMIRA: Sup Muff? What's up?
2) DR: Oh! Sup Muff! Oh! Shit!
3) SCHAFLE: SUP MUFF!!! FUCK

by Mike Canavan May 10, 2006

Muffed

When one or more of your friends convinces you to make bad life decisions, and makes fun of you while doing it.

Your life got muffed

You made so many muffed out decisions last night
You wake up naked, broke, with no weed, in a completely different city with a prostitute . . . . you've been muffed
if you need one or more of the following : rehab counselor crack welfarecheap motel or as a result of being muffed you suffer from alcoholism wound up in prison or addicted to pirate hookers you may have been muffed.

by victems October 21, 2013

Muff Puff

n. When the top of ones pussy is fat or "puffy" but the girl herself is not.

Oh my God Sarah, you can totally see your huge muff puff in that swim suit.

by SallynAddie August 7, 2009