mudderboat

The act of taking a shit on a woman's chest, then pushing one's face in between the shit covered ample breasts, and rocking one's head side to side while making a rapid lip moving motorboat engine sound.

Similar to a motorboat with the addition of the feces.

Did you motorboat that girl with the big tits?
No man, I had the runs so I did a mudderboat instead!

by Rok Mriscan January 2, 2009

Maddie

The cutest, smartest, funniest, hottest, stereotypical white girl you'll ever meet.

Jeff: I love Maddie. I'd love to sink my smile bone into her cake!
Jack: Yeah, she's hot.

by Jeff August April 29, 2015

maddie

A sheep who follows people that don't like her

maddie

by dyam October 26, 2016

mudder

Some one who likes to play in anothers ass, arse ,buthole and/or anal and get thier wank all muddy

L; man i was balls deep in your wifes ass
D; dude your a mudder

by Sweet_Lou September 8, 2006

Mudder

Alternative word for one's mother in the Ennis region of Ireland. It is occasionally spelt "muder", but the meaning remains the same.

"Hai you, don'choo be tahlkin' 'bou' my mudder or oi'll putchyowr tayte in yowr belly!!"

by Ciocrasfola December 30, 2011

Muddle

When you get you're baby dressed up to go out and as you're leaving you find him/her out side standing in a puddle of mud , so you take her inside and change her and when you're on the way she starts crying and you reach for her bottle only to realize that u left it at home , and you tell her thats what u get for stepping in the muddle ....mud+puddle+bottle

" Gaby why did u have to step in that muddle"

by deerox February 10, 2009

Dirty maddie

When you finally realized you've gotten chlamydia so you can only resort to having an only fans because you can't get dick and old ment offering to buy your nudes is the only attention you're ever gonna get

Did you see that bitch on only fans. She was definitely a dirty maddie

by rainbowbutmonkeys2 April 20, 2020