mellophone

A small pipe used to smoke your chronic. It comes from the latin roots "mellonious", to chill, and "phonius", to smoke.

Big Bird was a consumate user of the mellophone down on Sesame Street. (Cookie monster too; hence the munchies)

Please don't empty your mellophone in my car ashtray, my parents are very suspicious and paranoid people.

by D.W. Davis July 16, 2008

mellow skrill

some thing that is cheap

a whore or prostitute

by b November 30, 2003

mellon rocked

Getting beat badly or something being complete destroyed

Dude, you got mellon rocked at halo.

by Slow88 August 1, 2006

malloria

A sexually transmitted disease which results in the growth of genitals on ones face. This disease is not usually fatal unless it spreads to the throat or brain. It is named after mallory, the girl who showed the first case of it in 2008.
-note: not to be confused with malaria

Bob: Aww man i didnt use protectin last night with that random chick
Sam: Ahh shit man!!! You could have malloria!
Bob: Oh god no, please no no no.

by LaCreishah February 10, 2009

Mallomars

A slang term for vicodin, which is slowly spreading across the world. The term "mallomar" originated on the streets of Chicago.

"Dude im so messed up on mallomars that I fell asleep while I was getting my hair cut."

by drugsRfun June 15, 2009

mellon deprivation

not having the chance to squeze a female breast in some indeterminate period of time

I've been married to a flat-chested woman for so long I am in a state of mellon deprivation.

by bullet88 August 4, 2010

Mallory Munion

the wife of a Munion who loves to cuddle and hook-up with her fellow Munion.

That Mallory Munion really loves her Munion

by suwobangin00 October 21, 2010