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The process of making a Mallomar can easily be completed without the second step, but wouldn't be true Mallomars without it! To start, an uncircumcised man (usually of ethnic background) takes his hand up the shaft of his penis and, at the tip, forms a cup like vessel with the forskin. This is done right at the moment of ejaculation, thus creating a cream filled treat for his partner.

And the 2nd part, don't forget this part, she'll be disappointed if you do! He then graciously flings it in the partner's face.

Mallomars.
She kept begging me to finish, so I gave her some of those Mallomars at the end.
Mallomars by DJ-J7 December 1, 2020
A slang term for vicodin, which is slowly spreading across the world. The term "mallomar" originated on the streets of Chicago.
"Dude im so messed up on mallomars that I fell asleep while I was getting my hair cut."
Mallomars by drugsRfun June 15, 2009

Mallomar season 

1. What seems like a week out of the year in which stores actually sell Mallomars.
2. When Mallomars are ripe for pickin'
Jane: "Tanner do you want to come over and bang?"
Tanner: " No way it's MALLOMAR SEASON!!"
Mallomar season by ilovemallomars November 29, 2010

mallemaroking 

The carousing of seamen on board Greenland whaling ships
Those sailors were too busy enjoying themselves mallemaroking to go and catch whales.
mallemaroking by Philedas February 22, 2005

mallomosh 

A 2 or more person game that involves throwing marshmallows at each other while sitting in a dark room. Usually results in laughter, never pain.
"That mallomosh game was sick!"
"I just bought a bag of marshmallows and there is only one thing to do... play mallomosh."
mallomosh by mel1124 June 27, 2009
the fat kid you used to sit next to in school who would always jack off into your pencil case while he was thinking about bean burritos and double quarter pounders being pumped into his bloodstream via an I.V drip on account of he didnt have the physical strength or endurance to eat orally (except for his mums shit).
"look at that malomar"
malomar by Jorge May 22, 2004
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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