Mallomars

A marshmallow sandwich cookie produced by Nabisco. A graham cracker is covered with a fluffy cloud of marshmallow, then covered in a hard chocolate shell.

Dee Dee: Mama, I want my mallomars mo den my holiday grits.
Ebony: Ok Dee Dee, but watch yo pounds. Too many of those is finna clot cho vessels.

by Big Country Kellogg December 15, 2008

Mallomars

The process of making a Mallomar can easily be completed without the second step, but wouldn't be true Mallomars without it! To start, an uncircumcised man (usually of ethnic background) takes his hand up the shaft of his penis and, at the tip, forms a cup like vessel with the forskin. This is done right at the moment of ejaculation, thus creating a cream filled treat for his partner.

And the 2nd part, don't forget this part, she'll be disappointed if you do! He then graciously flings it in the partner's face.

Mallomars.

She kept begging me to finish, so I gave her some of those Mallomars at the end.

by DJ-J7 December 1, 2020

Mallomars

A slang term for vicodin, which is slowly spreading across the world. The term "mallomar" originated on the streets of Chicago.

"Dude im so messed up on mallomars that I fell asleep while I was getting my hair cut."

by drugsRfun June 15, 2009

Mallomar season

1. What seems like a week out of the year in which stores actually sell Mallomars.
2. When Mallomars are ripe for pickin'

Jane: "Tanner do you want to come over and bang?"
Tanner: " No way it's MALLOMAR SEASON!!"

by ilovemallomars November 29, 2010

mallemaroking

The carousing of seamen on board Greenland whaling ships

Those sailors were too busy enjoying themselves mallemaroking to go and catch whales.

by Philedas February 22, 2005

mallomosh

A 2 or more person game that involves throwing marshmallows at each other while sitting in a dark room. Usually results in laughter, never pain.

"That mallomosh game was sick!"
"I just bought a bag of marshmallows and there is only one thing to do... play mallomosh."

by mel1124 June 27, 2009

malomar

the fat kid you used to sit next to in school who would always jack off into your pencil case while he was thinking about bean burritos and double quarter pounders being pumped into his bloodstream via an I.V drip on account of he didnt have the physical strength or endurance to eat orally (except for his mums shit).

"look at that malomar"

by Jorge May 22, 2004