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Moist

A derogatory (UK slang) word used to describe someone who behaves in a ‘lame’ or cowardly way, usually among males.
Post 2011: “you’re wet

Pre-2011: “you’re/that’s moist”

“Why you hanging out with him? He’s moist”
“You’re bare moist”
“ I don’t chat to them… they’re too moist for man”
“He didn’t say nothing back… moist bre”
by Kim2k9 February 18, 2024
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critikally moist

Critikally moist is "moist critikally"

It means charlie has made u nut to the max.
For example :
I remember when Charlie made me "critikally moist" to the max.
by iammoist April 22, 2023
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Moist

a wet surface or substance but not that as wet as water just a little wet
jas: bruh my vagina is moist

Megan + Beth: shagging to much??
by kettlelover July 9, 2017
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moist rubber vulva

A phrase used to signify that one is being kidnapped or held hostage so as to safely alert others without putting oneself in greater danger.
When my husband called to ask if I needed anything from the store on his way home, I calmly replied, “milk, bread, 2 onions and moist rubber vulva” white maintaining eye contact with the gunman. The police arrived shortly thereafter.
by Peppercorn Medley November 10, 2020
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Moist

A yaniv will usually use this word, and he will usually use it in situations that he has nothing to say/bored/something interesting happend.
Rona: Wow this is so cool!
Yaniv: Moist.
by MoistLord420 February 21, 2020
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Moist Milly

An act similar to a wet willy, wherein a woman places her finger into her vagina before inserting it into an adversary's ear.
My girlfriend gave me a moist milly... I think I'm gay now.
by Archmageous April 14, 2022
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