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What your mate is when they want to do something other than what the boys are doing - usually girlfriend related or boring af.

Synonyms: schweff, wet lettuce, pussy whipped

Antonyms: MVP, top boy
Person 1 - "You keen for some Fifa and a bev?"
Person 2 - "insert shift excuse"
Person 1 - "Absolute moist vegetable mate"
by schweffganistan December 15, 2016
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