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Apex matchmaking

Something so fucking unbelievably unbalanced and unfair you wonder how it ever existed/happened in the first place or how it was ever created
Guy one: “Did you hear josh got mugged and beat up by 200 people his sleep?”

Guy two: “Wow that’s some ‘Apex matchmakingright there
by Maris February 22, 2021
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michael mell

Michael Mell is a character in the sci fi novel Be More Chill by Ned Vizzini, and the subsequent musical that was based off the novel
MICHAEL MELL IS SUCH A PURE CHARACTER!!
by drowninginfandoms May 26, 2017
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Michael Reeves

A YouTuber that makes videos with electronics and coding with really fucking stupid ideas and makes it funny. Probably has depression but who knows. Is Filipino and white, Hawaii citizen and some other stupid shit like he made a racist Elmo.
Do you know who Michael Reeves is?
Who the fuck is Michael Reeves.
by YungTejano2004 March 6, 2019
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MICHAEL JACKSON SYNDROME

An increasingly common condition where, on hearing a Michael Jackson song, a person spontaneously bursts into an MJ dance routine. Symptoms can include a rhythmic jerking of the neck muscles, slow nodding of the head, pouting and thrusting of the pelvis. The movements are often accompanied by squeals, whoops and shouts of Shamone! In extreme cases the patient exhibits zombie-like characteristics such as clawing fingers and twitching before grabbing their own knees, turning and stomping forwards. This often occurs in the company of others with the same affliction, when the condition becomes collectively known as Flash Mob.
I can’t stop dancing to Thriller – I must have Michael Jackson Syndrome and it’s addictive, man!
by Shakes-Spear October 24, 2012
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Presentation Michael

Evil twin of the My Hero Academia character, Present Mic. Presentation Michael is gay, a war criminal, and has a very large dick.
Yeah Present Mic is cool, but i like his twin, Presentation Michael way better. Have you seen that guy's dick?
by pissypiss January 2, 2021
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Mitcham

Mitcham is a - perhaps unexpectedly - rather picturesque small town located within Greater London. It's got some genuinely pretty period architecture - for example see photos below of the town's churches and "White House" (no not that one). The area has perhaps been a tad looked down on in the past (often by people who have never been there). But it's smartening up, and its innate visual appeal - especially in its older parts - makes it a perfectly pleasant, green little area to live in or visit. And local borough council plans for town centre improvements will provide a further spur towards it realising its full potential before long.
Question one: What sort of people would Mitcham appeal to?
-- Those who appreciate pretty buildings and plenty of green open spaces (such as Mitcham Common and Mitcham Fair Green).

Question two:Where is it precisely?
-- It's a mile or two further out of central London than Wimbledon, just within the Surrey side of the London/Surrey border. But officially it IS in London, as it's in a London borough (Merton). It is exactly eight miles from Charing Cross (the official central point of London).
by .l April 17, 2014
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Michael Myers

The fastest walker on earth
Michael Myers won the race by walking
by anonymous March 15, 2021
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