Blind Melon

You poke/remove girl's eye out, then you proceed to penetrate her in the empty eye socket. When youre almost done you pull out and finish/cum in her other (and only) eye.
(This is probably going to be a featured scene in one of Tarantino's upcoming movies)

I blind meloned Linda so bad last night, I had to buy her a guide dog the next morning.

by MC.GM.AP January 19, 2009

melon head

ones head that is shaped in the size of a melon. one ugly stupid tag along with very bad acne resembling a hens ass with the body of a ethiopian crossed with a somalian. yellow teeth dragon breath mutherfucka.

melon u fuckin tag along. suck my dong.

by Luke Gill January 7, 2005

melons

The worst possible hand in poker.

The nuts is the best possible hand.

For example there is Ace King 2 3 4 on board, the melons would be 5 6.

by hitch September 29, 2005

melonface

A word used to describe someone with a fat face. It may not mean the person themself is a fatty bum-bum but sometimes they are. Ocassionally the person is actually quite hot but most likely, they arent.

Hahaha wat a melonface.

by Lowesy93 May 13, 2008

'mazin melon

A drink made by hawiian punch that contains heroin that makes you addicted to it

Dam I need a fix of Mazin Melon

by Katoon May 9, 2003

melonbeck

A description by Petersen of an awesome,incredible hulkster.

Mr. Melonbeck is a great father

by Steven July 15, 2003

melonood

A fruit imported/exported from Kansas. Also a derogatory word for bitch in the New York Region

I ate a melonood the other day. It was delicious. God bless Kansas.

by Yopeee April 11, 2017