mauler

see aaron ritchie. He is a mauler

"that ritchies a mauler"

by Ritchie88 January 31, 2005

toronto maple leafs

A hockey team that is ALWAYS beat by the Canucks.

The toronto maple leafs defense are the leagues only defense that is frightened of the physical prowess of the Sedin Sisters.

by suckonthattoronto November 21, 2010

mallerism

1)a completely contradictory statement;
2)saying something so obvious it doesn't really make sense

1)they aren't even asian, they're japanese; i don't have to be the only one to get it done first;

2)little guy, "barry bonds never even came close to winning a world series, except that year they made it to game 7"

Jeff to Steve "dude, that was totally a mallerism"

by Steve and Jeff March 24, 2008

Maple Cheese Smoothie

Literally as it's title states. It will give anyone diabetes instantly.

"Maple Cheese Smoothie please!""What you wanna die nigga?!"

by Dancing_Jebus January 20, 2009

maple fever

It is a common remedy for fever in Canada involving pouring maple syrup into a person's body especially the ears and the genitals.

Person A: Hey I heard Felicia had a fever.
Person B: Lol, Brent gave her the maple fever treatment up her ass. Now she has a limp.

by zao_zeeeee June 2, 2016

Mallery

Mallery is the person that’s always giggling and always brings the fun. She is somewhat sensitive but accepting of jokes

Alex: Yeah, Mallery
Malerey: uhh rude

by Gunslinga252524 November 28, 2018

mapleweed

A fun place of learning. But don’t let the empty halls fool you, everyone is just wearing camo. Can’t find a girlfriend? just date your cousin! that’s okay here at mapleweed!! Sports include: hunting, fishing, and baseball. You’ll have one teacher for every subject. Wanna learn math? A computer teacher will help you. If anyone knows an elevator expector, we need one as of 2016. And lastly, but not leastly, we have a private juul station in every bathroom. We hope you enjoy your stay at Mapleweed (aka maplewood). YEEE YEEE MOTHER TRUCKER.

I think I got herpes from my sister. We go to Mapleweed.

Shit dog, you go to Mapleweed too? I haven’t seen anyone in the hallways lately.

by wiggleman12345 May 1, 2019