oomp your loomps

To throw up in your dad's car, often a result of drinking too much at a bondfire.

Man Boris, you better not oomp your loomps on my new seats!

by Oompster April 22, 2007

Looks Better on Paper

When someone's interests and hobbies match up perfectly with yours (for example, the answers often filled in on social networking websites), but your personalities do not.

"On his facebook profile he said he was into vintage, indie rock, and coffee, so I thought we'd be a perfect match. When we hung out he was totally lame. I guess he just looks better on paper."

by erinn windsor April 16, 2009

Looksdigger

Much like a golddigger this is a person who carelessly pursues romantic partners that only fit a specific level of attractiveness, rather than a specific level of wealth, in their ongoing quest to claim status with their peers. AKA Facedigger, a woman that dates photogenic males only to show off on Facebook.

Modern-day females have taken on this tendency due to new economic freedoms and artificially widened pools of beta male supporters aka "beta orbiters." Theory goes that easy access to jobs and a favorable judicial system have given the average female the ability to choose mates based on raw genetic potential rather than through the market pressure of the economy. Often an extreme form of female narcissism. For instance a "badboy" in a Looksdigger's mind is simply a male model they cannot possess.

Looksdigging is cited by talkbackers as one of the more insidious results of new wave Feminism. Looksdiggers often submit themselves en mass to a few choice men while being unswayed by monetary offers from the remaining men. aka Pareto "20% of the guys @#$! 80% of the females"

Also blamed for increasing the pool of undesirable men known as Omegas and their involuntary celibacy - see "incel, PUAHate.com" Tangentially blamed for sudden upticks in violence. Theory goes women find hopping from choice mate to choice mate easier than men aka "cock carousel" thus encouraging violent tendencies in the unwanted men. see "serial monogamy, Hypergamy, aka hell on earth"

"Why are all the men online creepers and losers! I just want a nice guy who will treat me right!" - some average chick age 19-37 after a night of clicking through facebook likes and online dating emails Looksdigging for a hot guy.

Looksdigger Translation - "I've been ignoring the hundreds of messages from men on my online dating profile and the thousands of guys when I'm out at bars/clubs/bookstores while I seek out a gorgeous 6'5 surfer businessman rap star who I will sleep with - without rubbers - behind the back of my current boyfriend, who is a 6'5 surfer businessman rap star that hogs the TV remote."

by ThaPickupArtist January 16, 2013

your sister looks like a wookie

Like it sounds. Also the name of a song by the band called Analy Inserted Angle Grinders from Dominic College in Tasmania, Australia.

OMFG YOUR SISTER LOOKS LIKE A WOOKIE(Insert chewbacca noise here).

by Some guy from Dominic College. September 29, 2008

loonspud

I first came across this word on Urban75 (online community based in Brixton, London). It's a colourful way of describing someone who's particularly mad in a tinfoil hat sort of way. The origins of this word are not known to me.

synonym: mentalist

People who believe the royal family are lizards must be fruitloop loonspuds deluxe.

by plasmatika October 3, 2005

Looks could kill

This term means when someone looks at another person(or thing) and can imagine it dying. said person usually has good reason for these looks. often includes an unhappy facial expression, glares, and swearing under their breathe.

"Look at that girl!! the stapler keeps screwing up on her. If looks could kill, that stapler would be in a million pieces!"

"Geesh. if only looks could kill"

by X.x.Almost.Auttie.x.X October 13, 2011

loopton

A stupid made-up word to signify extremeties.

That party was loopton
OR CONVERSELY
Man, the cops raided your house? That's loopton

by Anonymous February 10, 2003