alabama steak knife

When you're having sex with your little sister, because you live in alabama, but you need to cut her open, because her vagina is too small for your whopping penis.

Bill- I bangin my sister the other day and I need to do an Alabama steak knife.

by Bigpoppa6969 May 15, 2016

Plastic Knife Serial Killer

Someone who wants to be a serial killer, yet attacks people with plastic knives, this failing

Person 1: Wouldn't a serial killer still be a serial killer if he attacked people with plastic knives?
Person 2: No, he'd be a comedian!

by Dan the Man December 12, 2004

blunt knife

A lame cutting tool emos try to cut themselves with

Omg diary, like i totally bled black when i slit my wrists with a blunt knife

by He's the boxman September 24, 2006

Irish knife

A potato peeler.

Bobby O'Connor whipped out his Irish knife to defend himself last night while he was being robbed, and this morning, he peeled potatoes with it.

by GrayGhost9929 August 29, 2011

dirty pork knife

Penis, Dick, Cock, Rod, Weener

Woman says to man in bar: "Eww, keep your dirty pork knife away from me!"

by Miggity November 17, 2006

fork and knife

cockney rhyme for "wife"

"Tony, where's the fork and knife gone?"

by mikee84 May 13, 2008

Rusty Jack Knife

A Rusty Jack Knife is a slang term for a geriatric man who porks women much younger than him. The "Rusty Jack Knife" comes in to play as a reference to his penis, which, aged, is rusty (hard to get erect), jacked (may have liver spots or warts), and knifed (smaller than the original youth size.)

"God damn! That old guy is a Rusty Jack Knife!"

by The Masticator May 2, 2005