facebook junkie 

A person who finds it extremely difficult to focus on anything other than facebook. If they're at work, all they think about is finding a window of opportunity so as to be able to access thier facebook page. If the kids are hungry, then food will consist of a pot noodle, a packet of crisps and a can of coke, taking as little time as possible to prepare in order to get back to thier beloved facebook. This inturn creates what is now know as a facebook orphan.

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facebook junkie by rastadee September 9, 2009

Junk Watcher

A girl who is caught looking at a man's package on a consistent basis

Yusef: How come everytime I see her she lookin at my package?
Dixon: That's cause she a little junk watcher.

Junk Watcher by varrod April 18, 2010

open junk 

when a group of guys (fully clothed) sit around with there legs spread open and everyone throws a ball that is passed around at another persons genitals to cause pain

my friends and i got bored so we played a game of open junk, fortunatly i didn't het hit in the junk.

open junk by Troy Selover January 18, 2004

Blue Veined Junket Pumper 

Australian slang, similar to blue vein cane, used to describe the male genitalia. Fairly uncommon, but use is widespread, not restricted to certain areas.

"So i gave her some goodness from my BLUE VEINED JUNKET PUMPER"

Blue Veined Junket Pumper by Old No7 March 4, 2008

junk shot 

n. a punch in the nuts.

1. During exuberant play the toddler gave his dad an accidental junk shot he's staggering to recover from.

2. During exuberant drilling BP's negligent greed gave the planet a junk shot that it's staggering to recover from.

junk shot by ctrlU May 27, 2010

junket 

n. a free trip provided by employer etc... considered a perk

"another junket this week"

junket by Pete January 20, 2004

janky 

adjective used to describe a person, place or thing which is questionable, fucked up, wrong, strange, broken down, undesirable, and/or just some thing you can't think of another word for. The origin of this work is explained somewhat in the conversation example. Friends and I were sitting around drinking coffee one morning, and I was bitching about my empty cup when my friend blamed the lack of coffee on the "janky ass coffee maker." I have since heard the word in the movie Friday.
Other forms: janked, janked up, janked out,

I was dancing with my friends and some janky old mutherfucker came up to me and started grabbin' my ass!

Michelle: yo, when's that coffee going to be ready?

Crystal: I don't know. This janky ass coffee maker takes forever.

He was a weirdo and made me feel all janked out, so I left.

I didn't get into Harvard. I don't know what I'm going to do now - it's totally janked up.

janky by Michelle Stinnett August 27, 2005