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Jesus

This BITCH is just Sausage backwards here's an example
Oh I believe in Jesus the Sausage
by MemeGod2000000 November 13, 2018
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Is it Jesus

Usually in an elementary school class after the teacher says that there is a guest. Best if used in a Catholic school.
Teacher: Today we have a special guest class.
Student; Is it Jesus?
by Jesus is here February 9, 2009
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Jesus

A person who eats only cow shit for a diet
"WOW! i wouldnt want to be jesus"

"Why is jesus always getting into fights?!"
by Axelymwa January 31, 2022
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Jesus

Jesus is a good man who wanted the good of all, to lead the people of this world to his heavenly father and thought us how to be baptized because all he wanted was the peoples happiness and Gods too.
Jesus: i hope one day i can be like him.
by ashely04030 May 9, 2016
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Jesus

According to many, Jesus may or may not have existed. Yes, there may have been a Jesus of Nazareth that lived around 6 BCE-29 CE yet whether he was the 'son of god' is a debate only historians have yet to verify. I personally am no atheist, i am agnostic, but zeitgeist is right: Jesus is a piscean personification of Horus, the sun god of egypt, alongside dionysis, mithra, krishna, and many more.
They call me jesus, but i am not the historical jesus, just the jesus of this time, not the reincarnation because that would be blasphemy (lol!)
by Jesuswuzhere October 21, 2010
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Jesus

also referred to as Jesus of Nazareth, is the central figure of Christianity, whom the teachings of most Christian denominations hold to be the Son of God. Christianity regards Jesus as the awaited Messiaof the Old Testament and refers to him as Jesus Christ; The savior of all humanity; died for our sins to save us; son of Mary; son of our Lord
Jesus saved us from our signs by dying on the cross
by Mk.fts May 1, 2015
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Jesus

Jesus (noun) is a Messiah like figure in Christianity and other religions. In popular culture, he can be either a zombie, a raptor, or a Jew.
The plural for more than one Jesus is Jesii.
'Jesus will save you!'
'No...Jesii will save you!'
by Haratac March 4, 2009
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